JF Ptak Science Books Quick Post
(I know, I’ve been on a bit of a fictional non-science bender–please bear with me.)
Amazing Name Masticating Namonamemaker
How do you change your bland,
old-fashioned everyday name into an EXCITING, NEW, FRESH and ENTIRELY
ORIGINAL title? Hmm? It is as simple as falling down. Just take
the first letter of your first name and the first AND last letters of
your last names, find them in the columns below, and, PRESTO, your
new name appears. For example, we’ll use the name of a happy dog,
say, Blue Ptak, so, take the “B” in column 1 (“StumpY”) and
the “P” of column 2 (“Pityprance”) and the “K” of column
3 (“Stubbypencil”) and you get Blue’s new non-secret name,
Stumpy Pityprance Stubbypencil.