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  • Ships in the Skyline Part III

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC   Post 291

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    In another unlikely-to-be-added-to category, Ships in the Skyline, I’ve found, surprisingly, a third installment. (I guess that there are many more as I’ve found these guys without actually looking for them, though perhaps that is the trick to finding things (that you don’t need).)  The comparisons that we see here for the ship The Cunarder, appeared in The Illustrated London News for 29 September 1934, and the skyline that it  is favored against is  London’s Big Ben.  Interestingly, the graphic goes on to compare the powertrain of the ship to 100 “Cock o’ the North type locomotives” to generate its 200,000 horsepower; also, the amount of steel frame found in the ship  (32,000 tons) is comparable to the steel framing of the brand-new Empire State Building (58,000 tons in the steel framework).  Of further interest is the relief of a human set against the Nelson Column in Trafalgar Square and the top of the ship’s fore funnel (reaching 170′).  This is just fantastic design and some good thinking about how to make the dimensions of the ship more understandable in everyday terms, and thus compares it in size and capacity to stuff that people see most every day, or at least know.

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  • Electric Surf and the First Touch of the Ocean by Blind Children; Coney Island, 1878

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC   Post 290

    1ebay_oct_1coney_island_electric711 This woodcut is from the Leipzig equivalent of LIFE or The Illustrated London News:  Illustrirte Zeitung, and was published in August 1878.  It appeared in the same issue as the very first image of Edison’s phonograph in a European publication (just two pages away)  It was a big issue for Edison in Germany, as he was of course principally responsible for not only integrating minor discoveries of others into a revolutionary discovery of his own (the electric light and light bulb), but was also reasonable in the largest part for the physical distribution of energy to those light bulbs.  And so it came to be that the beach at Coney Island–one of metropolitan New York’s greatest recreational sites–was lighted by a  portable electric “floodlight”  (though I don’t know what the illuminating part was–perhaps it was a carbon-arc something or other, as I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a light bulb” as we would think of it…nevertheless the source was electrical).  It had never in human history happened before that people could frolic in the surf under an artificial source of illumination–it had to have been an extraordinary sensation.  The light appeared in the same year that the The Camera Obscura
    Observatory was established (borrowed from 1876 Philadelphia
    Exposition) and just nine short years after the “great” Charles Feltman
    invented the Coney Island hot dog (though my favorites of the boardwalk
    was Nathan’s big crinkly french fries in a paper cone).

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    Right above this image was this extremely emotional wood engraving of blind children being taken to the beach for the first time (at Sheepshead Bay)–my German is pretty rough, but it seems as though they were on a field trip from their  institutional home, which was something like a  “waif” school for the “deaf, dumb and blind” or something 19th-centuryish like that. 

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    It is a deeply touching image to me, showing tremendous touch and care…these children, drawn tightly together, feeling and smelling the vastness of the ocean, feeling the full sun on their faces, experiencing it together and separately, overwhelmed, gentle–thirteen children and three matrons and not a smile, all deep  in a private world flooded with feeling.


  • A 117×1 Mile Blanket of Planes: What 185,000 Planes Looks Like

    JF Ptak Science Books  Post 289

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    This arresting cover image for The Illustrated London News of 21 February 1942 illustrates the (new) American production program for planes and tanks for 1942 and 1943 (It reminds me too of an earlier post I did with a similar cover for LIFE magazine here.) The caption reads: “185,000 planes form a mile-wide blanket of bombers under a blanket of fighters stretching 117 miles” which is actually a double blanket of planes–if they were thinned out to form one layer it would stretch one mile wide from Washington D.C. to New York City, which is quite an unimaginable ribbon.

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    The reality of the situation was greater than this:  by 1945 over 300,000 planes were produced, 275,000 of them after Pearl Harbor.  And this from a combined aviation industry which before 1939 had produced fewer than 6,000 planes a year.  The war effort increased this by orders of magnitude, and by war’s end there were 81 production facilities with a combined area of 175 million feet, all bumped up within four years.   I’ve never read about it, but I have no doubt that one of the key ingredients to this sort of hyper-successful undertaking was organization–the oversight and control for this process must’ve been fast and decisive, with little room for mid-level anything.  I think that this is the only way the whole thing could’ve worked so well. 


  • Why Are Mailboxes So Ugly?

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    Blogtucholsky Really–how is it that such ubiquitous American objects are so ugly? Evidently the first public mailbox in the U.S. was a “street letter box” designed and patented by P.B. Downing, and African American inventor, 27 October 1891, 48 years after the first box appeared in Britain; and the design of these things has gone downhill ever since.

    I remember reading about this issue being addressed somewhere—I thought it might’ve been Walter Benjamin, buried somewhere in his weirdly beautiful Arcades Project; but, no, it was in Kurt Tucholsky’s Deutschland Deutschalnd Ueber Alles. The Tucholsky book originally appeared in 1929 (the same year the author dumped Germany for Sweden) and was illustrated by photo montage by the great John Heartfield.

    Tucholsky stated “for some unknown reason mailboxes have to be ugly. Why?” Addressing the German postal boxes he wrote “these mailboxes were designed in complete ignorance of the principle that simple things an be beautiful if their proportions are related. Because the post office mentality is limited. Because the post office has a monopoly. Because bureaucracies, in their limitless self-importance, will take a single step forward only when the technologies are miles ahead…because there is no reason in the world why the state should employ people for life. Because it is insane to breed apathy, and because the company needs interested workers, not an army of officials…any well run business moves faster. A multitude of bureaucrats is death to the taxpayer.”

    “And that’s why mailboxes are so ugly.”

    This was one of the least of Tucholsky’s biting, driven observations about his failing state. And still correct.
     

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  • The Beauty of Drill Bits in the Dark Days of 1918

    JF Ptak Science Books  Post 287

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     This striking ad for Emil Steinrurck’s drill bit manufacturing company (Verlangen Sie Spiralbohrer-Katalog und Lagerlisten) appeared in the magazine Motor for July/.August 1918, just a few months away from the German defeat in WWI.  Steinruck’s Heidelberg business was making some massive, industrial  drill bits is all I can say, and they had a designer and artist who figured out exactly how to relate this to the motorheads reading this magazine–all care being taken and monies spent just as the guns of August turned into the corrupted plougshares of November.  What self-respecting machinist wouldn’t, or couldn’t, appreciate the beauty and depth of this thing even if a rusty old railway car was waiting just minutes in the future to spirit away the immediate future of Europe?  The small detail (of the factories and whatever weirdly empty buildings there were in the background) were miniature works in themselves.1ebay_sept_30drill_bit_detail698

     

    On the other hand, on the back of this full page ad appears another–a frilly, high-nouveau-y grillwork ad for the Horch automobile, forming the other representative book end to the manufacturing process.  Horch began producing 4.5 hp automobiles as early as 1901, and by 1918 had improve and upgraded to produce high-end luxury automobiles. I can’t determine what exact model of Horch this is in the ad, but I can tell that it is massive, with a tremendous wheelbase.  (Horch would merge/found Audi in 1932 and meet its fate in Allied bombing raids during the war.  It survived but in the hands of the Soviets who used the machinery to produce the Yugo-like Trabant (Trabbi”) sub-compact “car”. I guess that the artwork is sorta beautiful in its way. 
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  • Found Images: Carrying Baby Coffins at London Stone?

    JF Ptak Science Books Post 286

      This image has always been a little troubling to me, and one that I’ve never figured out.  Unfortunately I cannot now find the original to get a better, deeper scan of the curious object being carried by the oldish man in the center of the picture. This is another in a series of generic topographic prints of famous churches/buildings/streets and so on, decorated with figures some of whom are just going about their daily days as well as others who are quirkily adventurous–but those quirky actions are most often buried in the smallness of their representation. sometimes almost to small to see, especially considering that they are just there for scale.

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    File0760saved_detailLooking at this image of St. Swithin’s* and the London Stone, even a quick, noncommittal  look at the people filling up the foreground reveals this most unusual character with an uncommon box, right there at stage-center.

    I make this out to be a child’s coffin, largely because I want it to be for the sake of the print and also because there aren’t many other easy, logical choices.  I remember it looking even more so in the original under 20X magnification, with the figure carrying it buckling slightly from more than just the weight of the box he was bearing.  What else could be in there?  A big set of engineer’s scales?  A precision pantograph?  Legs?  I don’t know–its kind of too big and bulky to be a carrier for everyday work material, as tools filing the box would make it too hard to hoist to the shoulder. The figure seems sad somehow rather than burden, and the question, again, as in the other posts dealing with this subject matter, is why the artist bothered with some a complicated figure to simply people-up the street at St. Swithin.  Did the artist  or engraver just suffer the loss of a child and is displaying their grief, or is it a reminder of the dance of grim death just outside the doors of the church door?  Or is it just some guy carrying a heavy box filled with table scraps? 

    * The famous “London Stone”, a solid block of oolite such as used by the Romans in their buildings, is set in a large stone case,     protected by an iron grille, and let into the wall on Cannon Street. It originally stood on the south side of the street opposite St Swithin’s Church until it was moved and set  into the wall of the church itself (in 1798). According to Camden, it was a Milliarium or  Milestone from which the British high roads radiated, and from which the distance on them was reckoned, similar to the one in the forum at Rome (16th Street in Washington D.C., once upon a time named Meridian Strete, was also supposed to perform this chore.  Meridian Hill Park, now renamed Malcolm X  Park, is about all that is left of that idea. And it seems like a good notion lost  now that the rest of the world isn’t setting their timepieces to an imaginary line running right through a big desk in an oval office at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.)


  • Food Bomb, 1942

    JF Ptak Science Books  Post 285

    1ebay_sept_30food_bomb694 In an earlier post (The Most LIterary Fireworks Catalog Ever Published?  The Naming of Explosions) I wrote a little bit about names found on shells and the naming of explosions.  The chances for adding to this category are slim, given the ephemeral nature of the item of discussion–I did however stumble upon this Food Bomb, found in the 25 April 1942 issue of The Illustrated London News.  “Guten Hunger”, the inscription on this “bomb”  (basically “good appetite” or “eat well” or “down the hatch”) was actually “not a weapon of destruction, but an enormous food container” that was going to be dropped on the German soldiers on some slender part of the Eastern Front.  In April the situation was turning now away for the Germans with the Soviet counter offensive, and it was still cold. Something like 3 million German soldiers would be awarded the service medal for the Winterschlacht im Osten 1941/42–not many of them would get to look at it after 1945.   The campaign in the east against their former allies started on 7 June 1941 (and named variously die Ostfront 1941-1945, der Rußlandfeldzug 1941-1945 (Russian campaign) or der Ostfeldzug 1941-1945 (Eastern Campaign)) and lasted to mid-May, 1945, when the campaign line shrunk from as far away as Moscow back down to east Berlin. 

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  • Women’s Rights and the Fight for Equality: Force-Fed Torture of Imprisoned Women, 1912

    JF Ptak Science Books  Post 284

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    Lady Lytton was an upper-class Englishwoman who became interested in the ideas of equality and in suffrage for women at the very early part of the 20th century. Her interest in suffrage (which was lost, taken away, from women there in 1832 and to be regained in 1918) led her to join the Women’s Social and Political Union (WSPU), and she became an avid, vocal, participating and socially visible member of the organization. She was arrested in 1909 following a demonstration at the House of Commons and was imprisoned, only to be released shortly thereafter after it was uncovered that she was the daughter of the former Viceroy of India–one cannot have the upper class in a common prison with the common people, so her imprisonment just wouldn’t do. Enraged by this treatment, Lady Lytton became an advocate for changing the penal code relating to the treatment of working class prisoners. After disguising herself as a working class woman with the name of Jane Wharton, Lady Lytton was again arrested and imprisoned following a suffrage rally and protest in 1910. In the prison’s effort to break her hunger strike, Jane Wharton endured the particularly heinous remedy of being fed through the nose. What happened is that a tube was forced into her nose and down into her stomach, with an assistant quickly forcing gruelly liquids through the tube via gravity into her stomach. She described the feeding as follows:

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    “[The doctor] put down my throat a tube which seemed to me much too wide and was something like four feet in length. The irritation of the tube was excessive. I choked the moment it touched my throat until it had got down. Then the food was poured in quickly; it made me sick a few seconds after it was down and the action of the sickness made my body and legs double up, but the wardresses instantly pressed back my head and the doctor leant on my knees. 

    “The horror of it was more than I can describe. I was sick over the doctor and wardresses, and it seemed a long time before they took the tube out. As the doctor left me he gave me a slap on the cheek, not violently, but as it were, to express his contemptuous disapproval.”

    Another suffragette, Mary Leigh, describes the forced feeding spectacle as follows, following her own episode in September 1912:

     “The Wardresses forced me on to the bed and the two doctors came in with them, and while I was held down a nasal tube was inserted. It is two yards long with a funnel at the end – there is a glass junction in the middle to see if the liquid is passing.  The end is put up the nostril, one one day, and the other nostril, the other. Great pain is experienced during the process … the drums of the ear seem to be bursting, a horrible pain in the throat and the breast. The tube is pushed down 20 inches.  I have to lie on the bed, pinned down by Wardresses, one doctor stands up on a chair holding the funnel at arms length, so as to have the funnel end above the level, and then the other doctor, who is behind, forces the other end up the nostrils.”

    “The one holding the funnel end pours the liquid down; about a pint of milk, sometimes egg and milk are used…. Before and after use, they test my heart and make a lot of examination. The after-effects are a feeling of faintness, a sense of great pain in the chest, in the nose and the ears….”

    “I was very sick on the first occasion after the tube was withdrawn.”

    In any event, I had heard of such treatment, but I had never seen a contemporary image of the process; and I was very surprised to find this in the pages of the Illustrated London News for 1912. It was, after all, a pretty sniffy magazine not much given to social reporting of this sort; but this was a pretty strong condemnation of the practice, considering the source. 


  • The Propaganda of Restricting Infomration: Dorothea Lange’s Photos at the Japanese “Relocation” Camp, Manzanar, 1942

    JF Ptak Science Books Post 283

    Takenjap_poster After having written a number of pots dealing with overt propaganda issues—surrender leaflets, Nazi pamphlets on the impending invasion of Germany by Poland and Czechoslovakia, American reassurances about how to survive the coming nuclear holocaust by covering yourself with table linen, British home hearts and minds campaign about how well your loved one POWs are being treated by the Germans—I thought to write a little something on the other side of propaganda, which is simply to not publish information.  One case is that of the great social photographer and one of the dozen or so mainstays of perhaps the greatest American photographic collaborative ever—Historical Section of the Farm Security administrations*–Dorothea Lange.  Lange worked for the FSA—which had begun life as the ominously-named  Resettlement Administration, the photographic section of which was to document the good that the government was doing helping the drought and depression refugees find new life and hope elsewhere in the country outside of their own money-ravaged areas—taking mostly landscape and architectural pictures through the height of the Depression.  The time that she broke character (so to speak) and made portraits produced some of the most memorable or at least famous images from this period o American history, the most outstanding of which is the five-photo series of a female bean picker and her three children who were living out of the back of their wheel-less car in a potato-less potato field in California known as the Migrant Mother.  (The making of these extraordinary images is another story for another post—suffice to say that the narrative of the history of that photograph is exceptional.)  I’ve always felt that the Roosevelt administration viewed this image as being just a little too much reality than it wanted to exhibit.

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    This was positively the case with Lange’s photographs of the Japanese at the Manzanar concentration camp (relocation camp) in   where more than 10,000 American citizens of Japanese heritage were forced to live between 1942 and 1945.  This was one of  camps that were established by virtue  Franklin Roosevelt’s  February 1942 Executive Order 9066** to imprison more than 100,000 American (70,000 of whom were U.S. citizens, including children) for the duration of the war (compared to a  few camps that were designated to hold white American citizen of the other countries that were fighting, mainly of German and Italian descent, 1,500 and 300 of whom were actually imprisoned, respectively). It was a grave, undistinguished, embarrassing  move brought on by the hyper hysteria in the months following Pearl Harbor.

     
    The Japanese at the Manzanar concentration camp were from the west coast who were bused away from their homes and lives and businesses with extremely limited notice, and who were forced to sell nearly all possessions (including lands and businesses) at what were less than fire sale prices.  They were made to board buses and trains and were shipped to locations (mainly in California) where they were processed and sent further and deeper into the trying hinterlands of the west for their final destinations until the war was won.  (One of the processing centers was the Santa Anita racetrack, where thousands of Japanese were sent to live for periods in converted, just-painted horse stalls.)  Manzanar itself is well enough out there—removed, trying, desolate, difficult.  Beautiful, too , if you weren’t in prison there.  It was a high desert plateau with the snow-capped sierras, ringing the place; no grass, barely a tree, with extreme temperatures and a tough wind that was freezing in the winter and blew hot in the summer…tough enough to make it hard to keep the tar paper on the roof and sides of the thinly constructed barracks that held these people.  While every other relocation camp had barbed wire and guard towers, Manzanar had none—its location was so remote and difficult that it made the construction of these inferior barriers unnecessary. 

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    As difficult was life was at Manzanar, and having being completely torn off of the American map and their way of life, the Japanese at the camp established irrigation systems and gardens, made their own furniture from bits and scraps, established a newspaper, created a government,  schools, police, and so on, making their life as orderly and hospitable as possible.  Dorothea Lange was allowed, after repeated requests to the US Army, to enter the facility and make a photographic record of what she saw.  And what she saw and photographed was the courage and dignity of the people that she find there in the mists of deprivation and devastation—her photos were remarkable for their sincerity and insight.

    And it was for precisely this reason that almost know of them were ever seen.  Bits and piece emerged here and there—four in Survey Graphic in 1942 (Vol. 31, No. 9, Sept. 1942), two others here, two others there—but they were almost entirely restricted.  As a matter of fact they were stamped “Impounded”, and relegated to the future.

    The FSA became the Office of War Information in 1942 as well, which might explain why this propagandistic move dismissing their existence for want of fairer reception of the American war effort at home..  It wasn’t until 1972 that 27 more of them were released and received a public showing at the Whitney in NYC in a show called Executive Order 9066, and which were reviewed in the NY Times by A.D. Coleman as  “documents of such a high order that they convey the feelings of the victims as well as the facts of the crime.”

    Lange wasn’t the only big-name photographer zipping around Manzanar–Ansel Adams was there, too, as a friend of the camp administrator.  Adams had free access to the camp, and could basically come and go as he pleased, which didn’t sit well with Lange, who had a hard go of her permissions with the Army.  It was also something that she never let go of, either, as the Adams photos really didn’t get into the Being of the place like Lange’s did.  Actually, one of the great, iconic images made by Adams comes from this period, and as it turns out, its one of those odd sorts of photos that turns in the opposite direction of what the photographer was there “for”.  Mount Williamson is just a drop-dead shot to be sure.  It is also an image of what the Japanese in the concentration camp were looking out at.  Adams turns his camera around, around from the disgrace, and takes one of his greatest images. (I’ve listened to my wife Patti Digh, who is an (excellent) photographer, talk about photographers “making” photographs; I’m sure that before her I used “taking” and “making” photographs interchangeably.  But “making” it should be, as you’re not owning or lifting the image away.)   In this case, however, as monumental as Adams was or is, he definitely “took” this one.  Stole it. 

     An excellent book on these photos is found in Linda Gordon and Gary Okihiro, Impounded, Dorothea Lange and the Censored Images of Japanese American Internment (W.W. Norton, 2006). 

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    *This incredible group included: Arthur Rothstein, Carl Mydans (up to the summer of 1936), Walker Evans (up to September 1937) Ben Shahn, Dorothea Lange (with interruptions up to 1942). Russell Lee, Marion Post Wolcott, John Vachon, Jack Delano, John Collier. This group produced upwards of 270,000 negatives, with 77,000 or so prints available at the Prints and Photographs room of the Library of Congress in a row of double-backed file cabinets.  Many thousands are available online at loc.gov  I am told by a reliable historian that I am wrong in thinking that Lange was fired because of her too-intolerably human photos, but for budgetary problems. 
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    **The following is the text of 9066, which basically authorized a 60-mile swath of the Pacific Coast as a military zone subject to national defense requirements, the principal object of which was to remove all Japanese residents from the area for fear of them being enemy agents and saboteurs.  To accompany this I mad a WORDLE text map of the document, just to see what popped up. 

    Wordleexecutive_9066 Executive Order No. 9066
    The President, Executive Order
    Authorizing the Secretary of War to Prescribe Military Areas

    Whereas the successful prosecution of the war requires every possible protection against espionage and against sabotage to national-defense material, national-defense premises, and national-defense utilities as defined in Section 4, Act of April 20, 1918, 40 Stat. 533, as amended by the Act of November 30, 1940, 54 Stat. 1220, and the Act of August 21, 1941, 55 Stat. 655 (U.S.C., Title 50, Sec. 104);

    Now, therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me as President of the United States, and Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy, I hereby authorize and direct the Secretary of War, and the Military Commanders whom he may from time to time designate, whenever he or any designated Commander deems such action necessary or desirable, to prescribe military areas in such places and of such extent as he or the appropriate Military Commander may determine, from which any or all persons may be excluded, and with respect to which, the right of any person to enter, remain in, or leave shall be subject to whatever restrictions the Secretary of War or the appropriate Military Commander may impose in his discretion. The Secretary of War is hereby authorized to provide for residents of any such area who are excluded there from, such transportation, food, shelter, and other accommodations as may be necessary, in the judgment of the Secretary of War or the said Military Commander, and until other arrangements are made, to accomplish the purpose of this order. The designation of military areas in any region or locality shall supersede designations of prohibited and restricted areas by the Attorney General under the Proclamations of December 7 and 8, 1941, and shall supersede the responsibility and authority of the Attorney General under the said Proclamations in respect of such prohibited and restricted areas.

    I hereby further authorize and direct the Secretary of War and the said Military Commanders to take such other steps as he or the appropriate Military Commander may deem advisable to enforce compliance with the restrictions applicable to each Military area hereinabove authorized to be designated, including the use of Federal troops and other Federal Agencies, with authority to accept assistance of state and local agencies.
    I hereby further authorize and direct all Executive Departments, independent establishments and other Federal Agencies, to assist the Secretary of War or the said Military Commanders in carrying out this Executive Order, including the furnishing of medical aid, hospitalization, food, clothing, transportation, use of land, shelter, and other supplies, equipment, utilities, facilities, and services.

    This order shall not be construed as modifying or limiting in any way the authority heretofore granted under Executive Order No. 8972, dated December 12, 1941, nor shall it be construed as limiting or modifying the duty and responsibility of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, with respect to the investigation of alleged acts of sabotage or the duty and responsibility of the Attorney General and the Department of Justice under the Proclamations of December 7 and 8, 1941, prescribing regulations for the conduct and control of alien enemies, except as such duty and responsibility is superseded by the designation of military areas hereunder.

    Franklin D. Roosevelt
    The White House,
    February 19, 1942.

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  • Atomic Bomb Protection: Blast Briefcases and Anti-Heat Linen, 1950: What to Do When the Big Ones Come

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     This anti-CYAG plump-piece comes to us by virtue of the helpful folks at LIFE magazine in their issue of 18 August 1950.  The article”Atomic Handbook is a Best-Seller/New Government manual tells what will happen and what to do if A-bombs fall on U.S. cities”.

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    But what excellent material to work with when multi (multi) megatons come raining down from over the Pole. 

    Here are the helpful hints that were being sold to the American public in a family magazine:

    1)  If there is nothing to hide in, put your face in the crack where the sidewalk and a building meet, and put your attache case over your head.  Too bad the case wasn’t bigger–like a few tons of lead and concrete. Make sure the metal clasp is facing out, rather than in, otherwise it will fuse with your skull, if there was any skull left.

    2)  So, if you’re hanging up the laundry in the backyard when the bombs go off, get into a

    1ebay_sept_26_atomic_3677 trench (that just happens to be there in the middle of the yard) and cover your head with a sheet “to protect you from heat” (“if your drying laundry is within reach”).  I hope that its an Oxford double weave.

    3) (Illustrated below.)  Find a doorway to hide in, and hope that you’re not within two miles of the blast, otherwise you’re a part of the rubble.

    4)  (Illustrated  below.)  If you’re within two feet of a tree, hide behind it. Honestly  The warning is for two feet:  if you’re three feet away, you might be toast.  That’s the message.

    5) (Illustrated below.)  Crawl under a table and cover yourself with the table cloth to “ward off glass splinters”.  That was a real suggestion.  Somehow the cotton of tablecloths and linens and such had magical anti-glass and heat-reductive power brought on only during a nuclear holocaust. 

    The trick to all of this is to put yourself fifty years into the future and try to look back at whatever these LIFE images might be here in 2008.