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Category: Bad Ideas

  • God’s Atomic Bomb: the Divine, the Infinite, and its “Gift” of the Bomb, 1946

    JF Ptak Science Books  Post 234

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    I’d like to say that this was a class-of-its-own sort of work, but as it  goes this is hardly the case.  If I cared a little I guess I could establish a collecting sub-category in the nuclear fission–atomic–nuclear weapon collection for the popular belief that god ordained and transmitted the atomic bomb.  There are at least five other pamphlets like this floating around in the store, and I am certain that there must’ve been dozens of other grabby little publications like this proclaiming Almighty Influence in the creation of the atomic bomb.  I can understand the reasoning behind the power grab:  the bomb ended the war a week after its second use, sparing the lives, perhaps, of a million soldiers (American and Japanese) and years of societal/infrastructure rehabilitation by eliminating the need of an American invasion of the Empire.  So the denominator was simply the “saved (American) lives” part. 

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    Again, I can understand how this felt in 1945/6, but I still feel that getting the suspected creator of the universe involved in the making and use of the bomb was ill-advised.  The author of the first pamphlet reached back into history and credited god with simple solutions to complex situations:  employing the more modern political technique of controlling language in the Tower of Babel case (wher he also said that since Babel was only 105 years after the flood that Noah was still alive, and that certainly Noah “would’ve voted ‘No’” for the building of the tower); and using “Johnny Snowflake” to stop the “non-satanic” Napoleon from reaching “Britain’s doorstep (and obviousy not the Soviet Reds).  Bennet also  credits god with giving “Dr. Currie” (sic) the genius to “split atoms” in 1896. 

    The second pamphlet uses the atomic weapon a little more figuratively.  The author, Mel Morris, published this in 1945, which means he must’ve worked a little feverishly to pump up his bible prophesy and history to include the new atomic weapon to replace whatever else he had been using as a prophecy for end of times.  (As it turns out, “God’s Atomic Bomb” was more tempest and disaster in the bible, and not (whew!) the bomb itself.  Though as we’ve learned from scientologists and the sort-of creative mind of Ron Hubbard, a civilization came to the earth thousands of years ago and pummeled it with “atomic bombs” and other nastiness, polluting humans for milennia to come.  But that’s another story–suffice to say that Morris found many dozens of examples of “God’s Atomic Bomb” being used in the deep biblical past, and that the use of the real atomic bomb in 1945 was pre-ordained, and not without its figurative historical counterparts.  I’m not sure why any of this was necessary outside of proving to some small minority that these preachers could at least be contemporary and topical. 

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  • Atomic Bomb Protection: Blast Briefcases and Anti-Heat Linen, 1950: What to Do When the Big Ones Come

    JF Ptak Science Books Post 282

     This anti-CYAG plump-piece comes to us by virtue of the helpful folks at LIFE magazine in their issue of 18 August 1950.  The article”Atomic Handbook is a Best-Seller/New Government manual tells what will happen and what to do if A-bombs fall on U.S. cities”.

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    But what excellent material to work with when multi (multi) megatons come raining down from over the Pole. 

    Here are the helpful hints that were being sold to the American public in a family magazine:

    1)  If there is nothing to hide in, put your face in the crack where the sidewalk and a building meet, and put your attache case over your head.  Too bad the case wasn’t bigger–like a few tons of lead and concrete. Make sure the metal clasp is facing out, rather than in, otherwise it will fuse with your skull, if there was any skull left.

    2)  So, if you’re hanging up the laundry in the backyard when the bombs go off, get into a

    1ebay_sept_26_atomic_3677 trench (that just happens to be there in the middle of the yard) and cover your head with a sheet “to protect you from heat” (“if your drying laundry is within reach”).  I hope that its an Oxford double weave.

    3) (Illustrated below.)  Find a doorway to hide in, and hope that you’re not within two miles of the blast, otherwise you’re a part of the rubble.

    4)  (Illustrated  below.)  If you’re within two feet of a tree, hide behind it. Honestly  The warning is for two feet:  if you’re three feet away, you might be toast.  That’s the message.

    5) (Illustrated below.)  Crawl under a table and cover yourself with the table cloth to “ward off glass splinters”.  That was a real suggestion.  Somehow the cotton of tablecloths and linens and such had magical anti-glass and heat-reductive power brought on only during a nuclear holocaust. 

    The trick to all of this is to put yourself fifty years into the future and try to look back at whatever these LIFE images might be here in 2008. 


  • “Why is England in the Pyramid?”– A Question That Has Never Been Asked Before (?); or, FInding Pi in the Pyramid

    JF Ptak Science Books  Post 272

    Blog1sept_16_england_in_egypt_tp559“The lunatic , the lover and the poet,
    are of imagination  all compact…”
        Midsummer-Night’s Dream act v sc 1

    “Great ideas sure to madness near allied
    and thin partitions do their bounds divide”
        Dyden, Absolom and Achtiophel, part i, line 163.

    I am pretty sure that O. Gordon Pickett, the very dedicated and serious author of this work, may well have been the only person to put the question forward of “why is England in the Queen’s Chamber of [sic] Pyramid?”  Isn’t the ability to ask an uncommon question one of the sources of innovation and genius?  Mr. Pickett, of Los Angeles (of course (?)), tried mightily in this 1928 publication to make his case for predetermination of the Anglo Saxon race by assembling and interpreting lost angles (sorry), implied geometry, found numbers, ratios, perspectives, and the like, endlessly, to find the outline of the England in the Queen’s Chamber of the Great Pyramid.  Almost all of this was invisible, a kind of outsider-logic-x-ray brought to bear on pyramid architecture–and when the picture clears, what the x-ray reveals,somehow and incredibly, is England.  And Christ.  And Pi. And although he was dedicated, and insightful, and capable of long sitting time, he probably was not a genius as we would recognize today, testing perhaps what Charles Lamb called the “radical sanity of genius” (“Sanity of True Genius” in Last Essays of Ella). Sometimes, having the ability to ask an unrecognized and first-time question doesn’t mean that the there is an ability to discern a place for the thing in a shining logical kingdom.  I do appreciate though that Mr. Pickett was a considered and discerning thinker, though to what non-personal end it all came to, I don’t know.

    Blog1sept_16_england_in_egypt558_3 But Mr. Pickett did evidently assemble ALLOT of data and drawings and plans and renderings of the pyramids in the course of looking for the secret strings  which would alter the known into the secret and unknown.

    I think what is most revealing about the way that he is going with his hard-thunk hard data is particularly revealing, and may also be, in their own way, some of the most uncommonly-titled visual displays of “quantitative” data that I’ve encountered:   “The Wonderful Wall of Joints, Ascending Passage, North, Crucifixion and Resurrection”, “(Pyramid) Passages and Planetary Rotation”, “Birth of Jesus at Entrance” and “Some Pyramid Pi Values” are all unexpected constructions.   Well, hard work does not necessarily make for good thinking, and though Mr. Pickett did allot of thinking on this…

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  • Where are the Dead? When is a pit a hell, a hell a grave, a grave a pit, and Hades not Hell?

    JF Ptak Science Books  Post Post 271

    Blogsept20_where_are_th_dead612 Oscar Lowry attempts to answer the question in the subject line of this post in a very red book of 46 shouty pages.  What he’s really concerned with, in Where are the Dead (1930), and what he maintains is of “universal interest to the saved and unsaved, the hearers and nonhearers”, is what happens to people after they die; more particularly though, Mr. Lowry is interested in differentiations in eternal damnations versus eternal doom.  And there is evidently a very wide difference here, as people in Hades are just in “prison”, waiting for their final judgment which will fling them into Mr. Cash’s ring of fire (well,”lake” of fire, actually).  There’s also little chance that the snakey charms of Orpheus’ poetry will ever change anyone’s mind at the gates of Sheol-Hades, leading anyone away from the firey pit.  The discussion of Hades and Hell and Sheol is interesting if not scary in Mr. Lowry’s hands, describing “Sheol-Hades” as a “prison”, its occupants waiting for final disposition to Hell.  Strong’s Hebrew opens the possibilities of definition with a number of translations for Sheol: the underworld, the abode of the dead, place of no return; without praise of God; wicked sent there for punishment; righteous not abandoned to it; of the place of exile; of extreme degradation in sin.  The most troubling of these in my book is the definition of what it is not, as in “when the righteous are not abandoned to it”, which seems both reassuring and really terrifying.. 

    Millions now Living May Never Die (1939)  is  a great title which leads ultimately to a not terribly interesting pamphlet about The Rapture.  Its also very badly timed for such a title–1939–as 20 or 30 million extra people would die who shouldn’t’ve by 1945.  I’m not sure why capitalization is required for the rapture, as it will probably not be confused with Another Rapture, or the Pseudo Rapture or even the Pre-Rapture–I must admit though that the mechanics of the rapture are not obvious to me, coming as it does after the Advent and Second Advent (which comes after seven years of Tribulation, or something like that).  The author, another Lowry , this one a Cecil from the Southwestern Bible School of Enid, Oklahoma,  writes with an abundance of capitalization about the impending “return of Jesus for His Bride”, and how the rapture will take you where you are, leaving the righteous to live on the earth, and others, well, not. The word “doom” appears more often than a semi-colon.  “Because the world is round, it will be night on one side of the earth and day on the other.  So many will be translated [i.e. “terminated”] that the great newspapers of the earth will carry in their headlines words similar to these:  ‘Millions have mysteriously disappeared from the earth’.  I am told that a certain large newspaper already have their type for for that event.”  The rapture will take you from “Satan’s slime pits” wherever they are, “at beach bathing and beer parlors ” to name a few, though I think that one can stop reading at being sucked into oblivion for sitting in the sand at Tybee Island, particularly if you’re five years old.  Be that as it may, probably everyone who read these the works when they were first published are now probably dead, enraptured or not.

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  • Towards a History of Horses in Flight in the 19th Century.

    JF Ptak Science Books  Post 270

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    Here’s a great opening sentence:  “Images of 19th century flying horses have always been difficult to find”.  And, since this is a serious issue, it really is a true statement, until today, when I noticed them in a little project I was dong.  I found a lovely history of balloon and aeroplane flight published in The Illustrated London News for 3 July 1909, called “The Evolution of the Great War-ships of the Air:  Balloons, Non-Dirigible and Dirigible, and Aeroplanes, from the Seventeenth Century to the Twentieth Century.  Its a big, double-page spread of a picture, featuring 60 or so of these flying machines–its so wonderful that I decided to reproduce the thing in a large format (35 x 45 inches), and it was then that I noticed something quite strange, at least to my experience.

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    There were flying horses.  And one flying stag.
    Men on horseback in balloons.

    Actually, 8% or so of the images in the display involved horses. 
    Now perhaps men on horseback in balloons in the 19th century is a well know bit of aviation history; however, not being an historian in this area I’ve got to admit that I was very surprised (!!) when I first noticed these horses.
                                                                                                  
    Blogsept19_horses_in_flight609Missing them is understandable if you weren’t looking closely at the image’s little bits and pieces, what with the horses occupying something like 1/1,000 of the print’s surface.  But there they are, clear and bright as day:  “1798, Ascent by Testu-Brissey”, and “1828 London Chas Green on horseback”, and “1850 Paris Poiteven’s ascent on horseback (10,000 spectators)”. 

    In what is certainly a very uncommon notice there is also “Sep 1850 English Aeronaut Gale on horseback suffocated Bordeaux”.  Is this the first man-on-horseback-in-flight death? And death by suffocation? (?)  I’m not so sure that the ascent records for 1850 would’ve made allowance for running out of oxygen at high altitudes–if not, then how did this man suffocate? According to the Dictionary of National Biography, which, somehow, admitted (George) Gale (1797-1850) to its pages, reported that he died as a result of a misunderstanding of language, sent back into the heavens after landing with his pony, his balloon mistakenly released with none of its ballast remaining, with him attached to it still.  It was his 114th flight, which was quite allot, but not evidently enough.   Gale was a very colorful character, being an actor, then finding his way out to the American west and returning with several of the Indians he encountered and “exhibiting” them at the Victoria Theatre, and then becoming an Irish blockade defender before turning to ballooning. 

    Then there is the utterly fantastic “1804 Paris Margat on a stag”.  Somehow I guess M. Margat thought that being on a horse just wasn’t quite enough, and elected to ride a stag.  I’m not sure what to say, exactly, except that all of this renders “1836 Surrey Gardens–monkey “Jacopo” & parachute (with a little monkey dropped/thrown from the balloon in an experimental parachute device) somewhat anti-climactic. 

    What I was really after in this print and which I’ll get to in another post–sidetracked as I am by the horse issue–is found in the subtitle: “first used for pleasure and by scientists, destined to become engines of war…the balloon”, about the short but furious transformation of the aeroplane into a machine of war, all of which takes place in about a five-year period.  But that’s for another day. 


  • Methods for Solitary Self Crucifixion: the Case of Matthew Lovat, 1822

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC Post 266

    There are no doubt many instance of voluntary crucifixtion by religious zealots–the case of Matthew Lovat, seen here in an issue of the compact London-based polite journal called The Mirrour (of Literature, Amusement and Instruction) is particularly pungent because he figured out a way to crucify himself without the help of others.  If you allow yourself to think about this a bit–and I must admit, the thought of self- and un-aided crucifixion had never entered my head before now–it really is a difficult procedure to implement.  Mr. Lovat seems to have thought it out and conquered the lowly demons that stood between him and him cross.  I’ve reprinted some of the explanation of how he undertook this adventure in 1802, included in the continued reading section below. 

    I should quickly point out that Lovat, a shoemaker from Italy (“born of poor parents, employed in the coarsest and most laborious works of
    husbandry, and fixed to a place remote from almost all society”), survived himself and after having his health restored escaped into the city wearing nothing but a shirt.  He was brought back into custody (“by the servants”) and remanded to the Lunatic Asylum of San Servolo, in Venice.  This was no doubt an unhappy situation, for anyone, crazy or not.  Lovat expired himself finally in 1808, evidently from taking too much sun. 

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  • A Map of a Fortune in Frogs (1936)

    JF Ptak Science Books Post 263

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    This is the great promise of this remarkably mundane and contemporarily-wholly-removed pamphlet, which promises rewards and riches to be made in even the simplest backyard frog ranch, and all done with water, cement and no secret decoder ring. I mean, good night! I really had no idea whatsoever about such frog-goings-on in the depths of our country, even if the “depths” was Ridgewood, New Jersey, and it was the Depression (this pamphlet published in 1936).  I don’t have too much else to say about this remark effort except that–for all I know and I am not going to research it–this may well be the earliest Frog Ranch Plan published in the U.S.  There.  I said it (though my “key words” section says it all: “Frog farm, frog ranch, frog raising, frog map”).

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  • Dropping Boxes Filled With Soldiers: a Bad Technical Idea but a Great Strategic One, 1928

    JF Ptak Science Books, LLC Post 260

    This may not be the best idea I’ve seen–in principle this works fine for dropping tanks and other ordnance, but it seems to run against common sense when applied to delivering soldiers to a combat area.  This was of course just ten years after the end of WWI, which saw a spectacular increase in aircraft and aeronautical knowledge, and only 25 years after the Wright Brothers’ powered heavier than air flight at Kill Devil, so the lessons on paratrooping were just now being learned.  (By the way, what was the most significant militarily-based discovery in aviation between 1914-1918?  Could it have been the invention of the “barrel roll”, which instantly changed all concepts of aerial strategy?)                                                                                                    
    Blog1sept_15paratrooper553 Now what was going on in this display–appearing in the Illustrated London News on 8 September 1928–was the idea that a group of soldiers  (14 in this case) could be seated in a cushioned/springed box which would be parachuted onto a battlefield.  The idea of getting troops into a tight or difficult spot by a parachute is a very good one, a brilliant step forward really in the history of military strategy–but doing it in this fashion, by these means, was just not correct.  First of all the whole thing looks way too heavy for the aircraft to leave the ground to begin with, at least with those engines; then it looks too heavy for the chute to pull it out of the plane (and looks as though it would act as an airbrake more than anything else, as the chute seems to be gigantic, fully half the width of an already-wide aircraft. I reckon that given space for seven seated men that the cabin would have to be at least 25′ long, meaning that the parachute seems to be 10 cabin-widths in the larger image, or 250′ in diameter…in the smaller image the chute is only 4 times the length of the cabin or so, meaning it is a hundred feet across.).  The intention was for the chute to be deployed and for it to somehow lift the big box up and out of the plane, without dragging into or across the tail and etc. Then there’s the issue of landing, which, springs or shock absorbers or not, looks to be very problematical. 

    The technical part of the strategic idea just wasn’t going to work–the idea would, of course. 

    I should point out that this image was drawn by G.H. Davis, who made hundreds of images like this for the ILN over a four decade career–we’ll be seeing more of his work in the months to come.  Usually the work of Mr. Davis was spot-on, and he seemed to flourish in the “exploded view” and cut-away schematic.  This drawing was from the earliest part of his career, and I think he didn’t have much to work with–it seems an idea with a lot of leftover and abandoned Edwardian sensibilities.

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  • The Island of Lost Behavior: Demanded Behavior at the Waldorf-Astoria, 1938

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC  Post 205
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    (The Island of Lost Behavior: Ordained and Necessary Behavior of the Serving Class:  the Manual for Conduct for Employees of the Waldorf-Astoria, 1938.)

    What was the “common sense” part of the instructions for the behavior of employed people to the people they were going to service?  Looking through this manual of corporate correctness it is really pretty extraordinary—sitting here 70 years into the future from this publication—how people were expected and demanded to act in the company of others.

    The Waldorf of course was one of the seminal hotels in NYC at the time and demanded extreme-service behavior of its employees who came into contact with its patrons.  The control of the Waldorf was complete, reaching into the slight depths of performance in all aspects of all jobs.  This pocket handbook was addressed to the uniform staff:  Bellmen, Desk Clerks, Elevator Operator, Bellhops, Doormen, Footmen, Lobby Porters, Service Personnel, Package Clerks and so on came under close control.  In general (and in addition to the House Rules, which was an entrely different publication with other standards of behavior) all uniform staff was supposed to be (sufficiently) kind, semi-invisible until needed, and always quietly helpful–and in the last, to be helpful to a certain point, not helping too much, with a last warning to “give little personal attentions” and  “Never pursue a patron to the point of being officious”.

    Bellmen are to always stand erect and militarily “at ease”, “forbidden to lounge about or lean on counters”.  Professional manners must be maintained at all times, with restrictions on interactions between staff:  “discussions that may be overheard by patrons are not to be tolerated”.  Humming, whistling and using slang are also forbidden, as is checking your hair or clothes in mirrors.  Elevator operators are given even more instructions, and frequently in capital and bold type:  “NEVER START A CONVERSATION” is one, though “do not call a patron by name” is left mercifully unbolded.  “Never look at the patrons” is another must, as is the position of the operator, which is always to have one hand behind his back while the elevator is moving.  When waiting for a patron, the elevator operator is to always stay inside the car, waiting for signals from the elevator starter–and of course it goes without saying that the operator could NEVER leave his car unless in an emergency. (And yes, there was an a position for “elevator starter”, who would direct patron traffic to the banks of elevators and who would also police the actions of the elevator operators.  It is also of slight interest to learn that general elevator service was stopped at 10:00 in the evening (for noise?), with special accommodations made for those wishing to return to their rooms “late at night”.  I really don’t know what that was all about.)    There are strict instructions on how to announce floors, salutations to the patrons according to time of day, and on and on.  It is really quite exhausting–this is just a slight dollop of what is outlined in this 60-page pamphlet. 

    I was talking about this with someone in the service industry–on yachts, to be specific–who, after listening to my quiet screed on the behavior demands of industries gone by, smirked, and asked “you don’t have much contact with the higher-end hospitality game, do you?  Because this sounds exactly the same as what is expected of me.” I was honestly surprised–not being a 5-star guy I didn’t know this offhand, but it of course makes sense that my notions of antiquated expectations weren’t antique at all.

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  • Propaganda Maps #2: the Nazis. the Big Lie, and Cartography

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    In a quick follow-up to my propaganda post of 4 August I’d like to add a couple of images and also distinguish propaganda maps from anthropomorphic/humorous maps.  Both of the former are Nazi-generated and depict the threat posed by the rest of the world to the German nation.  Somehow, even in 1934, when the first map was published, the German propaganda machine evoked the Big Lie in this depiction of Czechoslovakia’s aerial threat to the Nazi state.  (The Big Lie I’m sure lives in history for time immemorial, but in the 20th century its possession mainly lives in the hands of Adolf Hitler, who in the contemptible and contemptuous Mein Kampf  writes openly and at great length on the importance of using the Big Lie as a propaganda technique. He also recognized and copied the lessons he learned of the plagarized Czarist hate-tool The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, copying the essential elements of its propagandistic techniques. (The Big Lie was called so because it was so huge and incredible that its created statement was thought to be true  because “no one could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously”.)  This map then is one cartographic representation of the Big Lie.
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    The second map is a representational presentation of statistical data showing that tiny Germany could in no way be deemed the “Aggressor” nation in the beginning of the war given the colossally disproportionate amount of land masses between themselves and the British Empire.  If you didn’t think about this for more than one second, or if you just needed to believe it,  it would make sense. 

    On the other hand there is a class of maps (such as the following) which may well be very-lightly propagandistic.  (For a wonderful display and description of these maps see the superb bibliodyssey site) These maps are far more intelligent and intellectual than any of the propaganda maps I’ve looked at, and are more satirical in their approach to propaganda and their intent to influence thought and opnion than the outright lies represented in de facto propaganda maps.
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