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Category: Bad Ideas

  • Relief as Pleasure–William Burroughs and the Sleep Cure

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    William_S._Burroughs_1179258258051597 William Burroughs—one of America’s
    great 20th century humorists (closer to Bierce/Mencken than
    Thurber/Woollcott, like Twain with a rainbow coalition of nasty addictions and outré
    social habits)—wrote this cookbook article of drug addiction in the British Journal of Addiction in
    1956.  Considering it is only twenty-two
    pages long, it is an Encyclopedia Brit-burroughanica for its quick
    contents. 

    “Letter from a Master Addict to Dangerous Drugs” is crisp
    and concise, a clinical horror story of addiction and cure.  I say “and cure” because of the low trials
    Burroughs went through in some of the ten attempts/cures he experienced to
    clean himself up.  (Burroughs had already
    been using narcotics for twenty years by 1956. 
    By a mixture of good genetics and miracles Burroughs (1914-1997)  made it to his 83rd year.)  Burroughs describes one of the treatments,  the “prolonged sleep” cure, (excerpted below),
    in singular terms, revealing a particularly gruesome adventure into lost
    health:

    “Prolonged Sleep.–The theory sounds good. You go to sleep
    and wake up cured. Industrial doses of chloral hydrate, barbiturates,
    thorazine, only produced a nightmare state of semi-consciousness. Withdrawal of
    sedation, after 5 days, occasioned a severe shock. Symptoms of acute morphine
    deprivatio00 blog Nov 23 burroughsn supervened. The end result was a combined syndrome of unparalleled
    horror. No cure I ever took was as painful as this allegedly painless method.
    The cycle of sleep and wakefulness is always deeply disturbed during withdrawal.
    To further disturb it with massive sedation seems contraindicated to say the
    least. Withdrawal of morphine is sufficiently traumatic without adding to it
    withdrawal of barbiturates. After two weeks in the hospital (five days
    sedation, ten days “rest”) I was still so weak that I fainted when I
    tried to walk up a slight incline. I consider prolonged sleep the worst
    possible method of treating withdrawal.”

    If as Burroughs says, all pleasure is nothing but
    relief, then this cure didn’t offer any, and certainly must rank high in the Bad Ideas Department of Caustic Non-Cures.


  • Ueber-Spectacular Understatement Dept.: the Happy Post-Apocalyptic America and the “Awakwardness” of Holocaust, 1962

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    Self- and purposefully-deceptive belief in spectacular
    and unsupportable scenarios espoused by governmental leaders which affect the
    lives of hundreds of millions of people deserve their own Dante-esque categorization:  and that’s one that I haven’t come up with
    yet.  
    This post is one of a continuing thread on the history of atomic weapons.

    I wonder how it was that we humans didn’t blow ourselves
    into melty dissolving bits during the Cold War. 
    Somehow all of those thousands of megatons of disastrously radioactive
    explosives that were completely and reliably deliverable didn’t get
    launched—not even by accident, not even during all of those hot itchy-finger
    DEFCON 2
    situations.  Did MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction )
    actually work?  Did the attempt at making
    a winnable nuclear confrontation keep people from actually trying to do
    so?  Did the overwhelming and insane
    buildup of weaponry actually have so much enormous and foul intellectual weight
    that no one could actually make the decision to use the weapons for fear of
    snuffing out all human life? 


    Here’s an embarrassingly shining case in point:  Dr. Joseph D. Coker’s paper to the Population
    Association of America representing the thinking of the Office of Emergency
    Planning and the Executive Branch in general, which freely discussed the survivability
    of the United States
    following even a post-massive nuclear exchange. Dr.
    Coker was the director of the National
    Resource Evaluation
    Center, which tried mightily to figure
    out how/where /what/how the essential ‘stuff” of America could be saved/stored/allocated
    after the end of the world.  Actually,
    Dr. Coker said that the big attack wouldn’t be the end of the world, so we needed
    to plan for surviving.

    ++ blog nov 11 coker tp

     A few cases in point, some of which, I must warn you, are
    breathtaking and Strangelovian in their myopia: 

    Since Dr. Coker was addressing the Population Studies people, he
    related much of what he had to say (regarding national resources) to the
    American people.  He found that millions
    of people could be saved if they built a blast shelter (not a fallout shelter)
    that was covered with mounds of heavy material and outfitted for an extended
    stay of two to 22 days.  The unfortunate
    part of this scenario, Coker says, is that these shelters work best when 10
    miles or more away from a detonation zone. 
    And since these zones were all over the country targeted by thousands of
    warheads, very few people (especially in cities) would be outside the 10-mile
    ring, which made the blast shelter basically useless. 

     

    Coker notes that if an attack of 1000 megatons
    [a limited exchange] was aimed exclusively at U.S.air bases, “total fatalities
    will approximate 10% of the U.S.
    population”.  If this attack was aimed at
    population centers rather than the air bases, it would kill 40% of the
    population. A 5,000 megaton attack on air bases would produce 50% overall
    fatalities in the U.S.;
    if that amount was centered on large populations, the number would jump to 80%
    of the population.  10,000 megatons would
    yield 75% and 95%, respectively.  “A
    50,000 megaton attack would kill almost all U.S. citizens under either
    targeting assumption”.  These figures
    didn’t include radiation deaths.

    A big variable here not controlled for was the distribution
    of population at the time of attack.  The
    numbers that were used were compiled by the census and counted folks who would
    be at home.  So, the numbers above worked
    if and only if the Soviets attacked after dinner when everyone was at home for
    the night.  Since it would make sense to
    attack when people were at work at their industry or job or whatever during the
    day—thus maximizing the effect of the bomb—the casualties would actually be higher.

    And what does that mean? 
    Dr. Coker relates this gem (on page 21): “The post-attack labor force
    available thirty days after the attack probably will represent a significantly
    lower fraction of the population than does the preattack labor force….” And
    this: “A nuclear attack can be expected to alter the occupational composition
    of the labor force.” 

    This sort of thinking overtakes the factual aspects of
    massive attack, with Coker stating on page 24 “I wish to say  emphatically that it [post-attack America] will
    not be anything like that depicted in Neville Shute’s On the Beach.  It will be bad enough, but not that
    hopeless.”

    ++ blog nov 11 coker pg 24

     

    And this absolutely incredible/horrendous and perhaps worst-use-ever
    of the word “awkward”:

     

     ++ blog nov 11 coker pg 25

    For the love of King Neptune’s Pants:  Awkward? 
    How in the name of _______ could someone in such a high position and
    authority relate massive attacks on every major American population center
    which would cover the area in fire and thousands of gigantic highly radioactive
    craters in which a city used to exist be called “awkward”?  How great a sin was this, to influence
    opinion on holocaust via pathetic and unreasonable means?

    And then this, on the survivability of our governmental and
    economic institutions:

    “The post attack institutional environment will depend on
    the continuity, resourcefulness and general effectiveness of our leadership and
    the survival and resilience of pre-attack institutions…”

    Hm?  The post-attack
    institutions will depend on themselves?

    This of course is followed by a major plug for Dr. Coker’s own
    work, because the preparations undertaken by the NREC will directly affect the
    survivability of post-attack America.  So don’t stop the funding.  “The more complete and realistic our
    preattack [sic] planning and preparations have been and the more effectively
    the government is at all levels in inspiring and retaining the confidence and
    support of the population, the less drastic institutional changes will
    be.”  So it is the mealy aspect of
    inspiration that will direct the survivability of whatever it is that makes America
    so. 

    I should point out that Coker’s use of “post attack” and
    “pre attack” appear as two words, one word and a hyphenated word, depending on
    nothing. This is only a forty-page document.

    Another nugget on the post-Armageddon future on the
    distribution of wealth, mostly hinging on blast shelters:  “Per capita wealth in material terms may or
    may not be reduced by attack.”  There
    will be a relatively proportional number of 
    people who emerge from the smoking holes to staff surviving industry,
    and so per capita wealth will stay about
    the same.
       If, on the other hand,
    people build more blast shelters, then the proportion of surviving workers to
    factories will increase, and “the surviving plant capacity will be spread more
    thinly among them”. It is left unstated, but what that means is that more successful implementation of blast
    shelters would mean a reduction in per capita wealth
    . Dr. Coker also
    forgets what he said earlier that the blast shelters really didn’t work unless
    they were more than ten miles from a target. 
    Considering that the industrial workers would be living close to, um,
    industry, they will no doubt be (in 1962) in a ten-mile radius to where the
    blast would be.  Then of course there
    would probably be more than one bomb, so the blast area would be more than a
    ten-mile circle, and so on and so forth.

     

    In the following paragraph, Dr. Coker somehow draws all
    manner of feel-good high-probables around him, encasing himself like a sandman
    in a thin layer of improbability, to come to the following conclusion:

    “…few of the analysts who have studied carefully these
    post-attack [sic] survival and recovery problems take any stock in the
    oft-repeated theory that the survivors will envy the dead.  On the contrary, after a very rough year or
    two, the surviving population, if it so
    chooses
    , can begin to enjoy the advantages of a social structure and a
    physical environment not so very different from those which prevailed before the
    attack
    .” [Emphasis mine.]

    This is an astonishing work of incredible deceit, and may be
    the worst quote of the lot.  But it is so
    difficult to choose between unacceptable bits of thinking like this, raking out the horrible from the terrible.

    Here’s another deceit that was absolutely better understood in 1962
    than the writer acknowledges:  “The
    long-term effects of radiation are subject to much less understanding and
    certainty than are the short term effects. 
    There is some evidence that increased radiation exposure results in
    reduced life expectancy and increased evidence of leukemia and various
    degenerative diseases…”  And this:  “Genetic effects are more
    controversial.”  Than what?! And this: “Studies
    of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki experience are said thus far
    to be inconclusive.”  Honestly this was
    very well understood in 1962, and statements like these were enormously
    irresponsible if the data were actually misunderstood and criminal if they weren’t.

    There are many more examples—I’d say actually that the
    entire paper was at the level of Apocalypse Fairy Tale—but I’d like to
    close with just one more, this one using another fanciful version of the
    possible post-nuclear future and another highly insulting euphemism.  On transportation:  “We hope in the near future to develop a
    family of network and transportation models to estimate capabilities to move
    surpluses into deficit areas in
    order to cover deficits during each time period and to support the use of more
    ambitious resource management techniques focussed [sic] on recovery problems.”  Aside from bad sentence structure and
    misspellings I could hardly imagine sitting through a presentation where a
    person thought this stolen undercooked tripe. 
    What we have arrived at here at the end of the paper is references to
    smoke-in-a-hole cities being “deficit areas”, and the successful removal of
    human consideration from the conversation—strange as Dr. Coker was addressing the
    Annual Meeting of the Population Association of America.  (I’d love to know what the association
    members thought of the talk afterwards.)

    And so what can we draw from the experience of knowing
    thinking like this?  Is it as sterile as
    it might seem, so distant from our experience? 
    The scenarios have changed, as have the leaders and delivery systems,
    but the insatiable stupidities have evolved and morphed  into our own time.  Its easy to raise our eyebrows now on the
    whole MAD approach and the writings of people like Dr. Coker.  The truth of the matter is that we have
    plenty of this sort of thinking going on right now, big head-waggers that will
    loom in our futures with the attached questions of “how could this have happened?”.  WMD is one of the many examples of this, a
    Big Lie that was repeated for years and which ultimately cost the lives of many
    thousands of people and a great perpetuator of the culture of fear.  President Bush
    drove that one into the ground and so far as I know still employs it when
    necessary, threatening listeners with fear of those three letters like they
    were a practice hand grenade.  (I recall
    that a far-right radio personality  filled with afterbirth
    blood and urine eyes said that he would resign his show “in a year” if WMD were not found in
    Iraq; that was five years ago, and of course he is still there, bloated and
    ponderous and mostly violently wrong as ever.) 
    The Savings and Loan debacle.  The
    deathly ambitious practices leading to our recent depression. 
    The billion malnourished and desperate children in the world.  And so on. The point is that there is no
    paucity of thinking displayed by Dr. Coker in the past, and there is definitely
    no lack of it right at this very moment.  The
    problem is seeing it for what it is in the present and to not have to wait for the future to get to the truth of the matter.

    [And how can I end this discussion without a bit more of Stanley Kubrick’s magnificent Dr. Strangelove.., who pointed out these absurdities better than,perhaps, anyone?]

     

    Ah, don’t fret! The ending is just below (and just when you are about to laugh (“Mein Fuhrer, I can WALK” the other and last shoe drops.).


  • Cars Driving in the Sky: the Future of the City, 1930’s

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    0-blog---Nov 19 future085 In an earlier post here I wrote about  living a big life in a big airplane–I saw this weird little print and was attracted to its unrepentent awfullness and the sleeky bulbous nature of this exotically unflyable aircraft.  I guess it bothered me becuase even though it was unsupportably  big it didn’t bother to have any of the luxurious features that other, similarly bloated-enormous aircraft had at the time:  swimming pools, greenhouses, landing strips for other planes…  This one didn’t have anything like that, and didn’t really seem to make any sense, unless that big belly part was actually a zeppelin or something like that, filled with helium–but even that doesn’t make sense.  Perhaps we need to assume that it is supported in the air by something yet named and unknowable, powered by engines that were far advanced.  But what is more interesting in the print are the multi-tiered auto-skyways and suspended nonsensical roads that hang between the skyscrapers like a gravity marble game.

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    These other cities of the future at least take a greater leap of faith in the belief of extraordinary inventions and abandon the generally stylized shape of known aircraft and propulsion systems.  At least for the next two images, even the architecture is mostly new.  What I’d really like to know is what people were doing in those buildings and where they were going in those hover cars.  For the most part in stories of the future like this people were simply going to work as they would in 1937, driving off with anti-gravity sumpin’ to Spacely Sprockets to do office work as it was in the past. 

    0--blog---dec 2 city future165 

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    For the most part future vision seemed grounded in the past, techno-wizzardry 0--blog---dec 2 city future clean167 carved into the fabric of existing society.  I’m not so sure what was so “futuristic” about elevated railways stacked up on top of each other like flapjacks, but to someone there in the 1930’s past it looked like a great thing about to happen….in 1965. 

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  • Fat Maps and Underwear-Generated Sterilizations: Eugenics

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    JM Turner (an M.D. and a Ph.D.) wrote “Physique and Choice of Career” for The Eugenics Review of October 1954.  He reported on the statistical survey correlating body type and profession, one in a considerable line of such statistical drunkenness which found pseudo-scientific results from closeness of fit between fat, muscle and criminality and professions. I really don’t want to get very much into the details of this stFat mapory because it just isn’t worth it–simply put, the doctor was finding correlations between some body types and students at an officers’ training academy and Oxford. The military officers in training were heavier than the Oxford students.  The end.  [Interestingly the author references an earlier study from 1939 which found correlations between body types and different sorts of crimes among 17,000 incarcerated juvenile offenders.   Turner uses the results to support his own but also finds fault with the earlier study, stating that it lacked “any very workable classification of physique…his study was more of a high altitude aerial survey than a detailed map of the ground”. This doesn’t prevent the use of the findings, however.]

    It was this sort of thinking that the sniffy and in-its-own-peculiar-way venerable The Eugenics Review (1909-1968) its influence, a cancerous spittle which found its way all over the globe. Eugenics was seated in the work of the very formidable work of the polymathic Sir Francis Galton (the word coined in his Inquiries into human faculty and its development
    in 1883), and found its way into some deep scientific corners until its
    was generally rejected at about the same time of the journal’s death.

    The influence of eugenics reached far and deep and wide, finding its place even here near
    where I live–deeper here, and later than expected, as it turns out. 
    The Human Betterment League, started in 1947 in Winston-Salem (North
    Carolina) with the influence and money of James G. Hanes (of the Hanes
    hosiery and underwear fortune), instituted a vicious resurgence of
    interest in eugenic sterilization just at the time when this practice
    was beginning to come to its end in other places.  As you can see, eugenic-based sterilization in North Carolina was sliding into  social consciousness and decline just at the beginning the the Human Betterment reign of terror, spiking to over 700 sterilizations in just a few years after its underwear-y inception.  The majority of the victims of this social cleansing, of this cleaning of the gene pool, of this save-us-from-“them” mentality,were black. SOme of these people were classified as “morons” according to standardized testing that many were never before exposed to; some were classified as deviants and defectives ready for sterilization if they chose to have a baby produced by rape.  The road to  racial purity was a wide one for the Betterment  folks; fortunately, it was not a long road, though they were able to force sterilizations of thousands of unfortunate victims and did so until the late 1960’s.  This is a bad story for the history of this state and one which is not frequently discussed, though reparations discussions are underway, cushioned by a very skimpy installment of 250,000 from the state coffers to establish offices and a board and bureaucrats to study the issue.  This is many millions of dollars off the mark, but it does benefit some mid-level manager somewhere in the state capital at Raleigh… 

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    [Source for sterilization pamphlet and graph: Against Their Will–the North Carolina Sterilization Program.]

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    Sterilization pamphlet


  • Rectangles as Impossible Elements in Interior Design

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    Sometimes, there are simply too many rectangles.

    But this sentiment is just a function of its time—for example, in this
    glorious manufacturer’s catalog by the Armstrong Cork Company (of Lancaster,
    PA), the incredibly-titled Business Floors, there simply aren’t enough rectangles
    to go around. 

    For example:

    + squares  + squares 2 

    And the perspective-bending distortions of this office, the point of view pulling the squares into rectangles before your eyes:

    + squares 3

    And this mysterious masterpiece, which the cork company calls “simple”.  It is true that there is virtually nothing in this shop that draws the eye of the customer away from the clerk (the goods are stacked away perfectly in uniform boxes around the walls of the store), but the hundreds and hundreds of rectangles do nothing but confuse.  And aggravate.  A little Einstein on the Beach on the PA system and there would be no customers at all. 

    + squares 3 001


  • A Rare Map of the Soviet Gulags, 1936.

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    Adolf Ehrt (1902-1973) was a twice-born Nazi who in 1935 let
    his 3-year membership in the party lapse so that he could do better work for
    Hitler from the “outside”.  In short, and
    to skirt some very interesting detail (over which I really don’t have much
    expertise), Ehrt felt that there was too much influence from the Church and government
    sources to fuel his unrequited need for purity in the party. 

    Ehrt wrote this anti-Communist propaganda (Der Weltbolschewismus ein internationales
    Gemeinschaftswerk über die bolschewistische Wühlarbeit und die Umsturtzversuche
    der Komitern in allen Ländern
    ) from an imaginary perch in something called
    the Anti-Kominetern, but was really nothing more than an arm of the Nazi party.  Appearing in Leipzig
    in 1936, this book savaged communism, communists and the Soviet
    Union
    to no end.  I own it
    because it is an interesting document and speaks to its period, and also has
    hundreds of unusual photos, giving it a documentary appeal.  What I noticed just recently though was a map
    on part of page 481 in the weirdly skimpy section on the Soviet Union—a reproduction
    of a French map showing the distribution of concentration camps in the USSR.  I cannot remember seeing such a map in
    English during this time period. 

    + USSR concentration 002


    + USSR concentration 001 

    (Clickable/expandable image)

    + USSR concentration b

    Ehrt was a Nazi painting with broad historical/Nazi strokes
    across a Communist canvas, and did get a lot of stuff right in his attacks; but
    considering the source his book is useless except for its pictures.   The USSR was a wicked place to be at this time; the
    bestial Joseph Stalin busy killing hundreds of thousands, imprisoning more—but
    this was in general not the story reaching folks in the United States.
    That this French map (source not given) showed two dozen or so concentration
    camps (Gulags, work camps) is remarkable; and of course it is just the tip of
    the Gulag system iceberg.  It was at
    least a start. It was also just the beginning of a particularly nasty period
    for the Russian people, who staggered under the weight of an edict called Article
    581 that sent millions of people to their doom. 
    This map was also published just before the Great Terror2, a
    spectacularly bad war of internal doom that tore millions from their homes and
    hundreds of thousands  from the
    earth. 

    The map, rare as it is in appearance and sentiment,
    seriously underestimated the extent of the barbaric Soviet existence of the
    time. 

    1. “One can find more epithets in praise of this
    article than Turgenev once
    assembled to praise the Russian language,
    or Nekrasov to
    praise Mother Russia: great, powerful, abundant, highly ramified, multiform,
    wide sweeping 58, which summed up the world not so much through the exact terms
    of its sections as in their extended diacritical interpretation.  Who among us has not experienced its
    all-encompassing embrace? In all Truth, there is no step, thought, action, or
    lack of action under the heavens which could not be punished by the heavy hand
    of Article 58” Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn,
    The Gulag Archipelago    See “Article 58″  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_58

    2. NKVD Order no. 00447, 1937, directed against
    “ex-kulaks”
    and other “anti-Soviet elements” (such as former officials of the Tsarist regime,
    former members of political parties other than the communist party, etc.)  See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Purge  Generally, any unfriendly could be uprooted and shot or sent off to Siberia. .  The operative made it easy for local justice
    units to identify trouble makers and shoot them.


  • Advanced Weirdness Department: Wincingly Dated Underwear Stares

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    + boy This Carter’s underwear ad from LIFE magazine (1950) makes a weird pronouncement—it
    is behavior and body language that was evidently  entirely appropriate for the time, that there
    was nothing amiss or untoward or askance or unusual in the position or the
    glances of the two models.  Now, today,
    the whole scene is at least unsettling, squirmy. 


  • Invisible Evolution of Meat, continued.

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    + meat pork chop team

    Related Posts:

    Meat “Packing” Industry, 1917:
    “The String Department” and “Curled Hair Machines” at the
    Meat Plant
      (here)

     Spam, Smeat, Spic, Prem, Mor & Arf: Food
    by Any Other Name  (here)

    Food, Food Packaging and Creating Desire: the
    du Pont Company, WWII. (here)

    I wrote yesterday (The Importance of Bridges in the Invisible Evolution of
    Meat) about the invisible evolution of meat from range to plate, but mostly about
    what happens in those big building with no windows.  The wide solitary middle of this food chain
    exists almost not at all in the popular mind, most folks choosing not to think
    of the gruesome process of “processing” animals into the plastic-protected deli
    selections.  + meat pork chop

    The middle killing & etc. part has been generally very well hidden from
    public view, at least for the 20th century.  For example, this 1949 ad from LIFE magazine
    introduces the “Fall Pork Chop” with the evolution of meat summarized in those
    three small pictures.  The processing guy
    is starched and white and pure standing there before the non-detailed,
    smoothed-out carcasses.  He even has a
    little white cap.  The interesting part
    here is the Uncle Sam delivering the boxed final product.  Uncle Sam? 
    How did he get into the picture? 
    He certainly sanitizes the whole procedure, what with the imprimatur of
    the U.S.
    government and all, and even suggests a slightly patriotic aspect to the food
    chain. The odd thing here though is the blood-red background color, which was a
    common practice for selling dead flesh in LIFE for many years.

    + meat pork chop 001 The middle killing and scooping part of this is basically nothing that would
    ever be broadcast on television, and certainly it is nothing that parents would
    want their kids to see.  Don’t people
    turn in horror and disgust when those undercover videos of processing
    plant  practices make it to youtube?  So if these images are too fabulously
    gruesome for children (and adults) to watch, why take a benefit from them?  I’d say that if the process of producing your
    benefit is too horrible to watch  you
    shouldn’t  be able to enjoy the outcome.

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  • The Importance of Bridges in the Invisible Evolution of Meat

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    I wonder when it was that humans developed the extra senses that were able to “intuitively” determine (1) when
    something is missing, and (1.5) when something is just wrong?  I’m sure that these blood-bumpers were developed
    soon after the recognition that the face in the primordial goo staring back at
    its owner wasn’t something drowning. 

    + The Kodacolor Bridge of Evolving Meat

    This fast-forwards us through Wilberforces ultradense 6,000 years to the
    near-present: when looking at the explosively chromaticized picture of the progress
    of meat, brought to you by the invisible packing empire of Armour & Co. (of
    Chicago, of course), one gets the ancient immediacy of something being missing
    and just plain wrong.

    The cows being herded from their pastures are being led to the Armour bridge
    of Meat Evolution, where by some miracle the process of turning cows into
    packaged goods—like Leda and the swan—takes place over the “A” in Armour, three-quarters
    of the way over the bridge.  This process
    is wholesome in its invisibility, the walking product on the one side of the
    bridge getting ready for transubstantiation for the nested hu+ The Kodacolor Bridge of Evolving Meat 2manity on the
    other side.

    The picture of the packer weighing the elements of the mysterious
    gold-plated market rams this invisibility home as well:  the “producer” and “consumer” columns behind
    him are prettily illustrated with referential scenes, while the “packer” column
    just gets a single slab of color.  A
    singularity of nothingness in regards to what goes on behind the packer’s head
    is all the consumer would want, then and now, ‘cause certainly nobody wanted to
    know what the hell was going on in the packer’s den to hasten the evolution of
    cows from muddy hooves to the dinner table–especially in 1926, when this
    pamphlet was printed.  The vast
    conspiracy of people not-wanting-to-know-what-happens-at-the-packing-house continues.

     + The Kodacolor Bridge of Evolving Meat 3 I can’t leave this short post without a nod to another extraordinary image
    from the Armour pamphlet:  the butcher
    waving off the drover and his herd because of a glutted market.  The “good old days” here doesn’t look very
    much like the 1870’s to me:  I can’t
    recall a single drover/cowboy image in my  very long experience that showed a cow
    sniffing a fire hydrant.  Plus everything
    else in the picture is pure 1920’s, except for the drover, who—although wearing
    skins in the city for some unknown reason—at least looks mostly like he should
    and isn’t packing an endlessly bouncing-on-your-thigh revolver.  Sorta. 

    The horse looks embarrassed and surprised at the same time. Is there an English word for that?  


  • Einstein as Subverting Flag-Burning Commie? What his FBI Files Look Like

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    Einstein--FBI detail 21950

    While looking at the FBI files for Leo Szilard, a great physicist who had liberal-left ideas about peace and strategy and the use of the atomic bomb (in June 1945), I stumbled onto the files for one of the people sought by the Bureau to talk about Szilard:  Albert Einstein.  He and Szilard went back a long way, and Szilard’s advanced physics supra-intelligence and illuminated social outlook was instantly recognizable to Einstein, making it easy for Einstein to give him an excellent recommendation.  Which of course is something the FBI didn’t want to hear, as Szilard was mucking around in the national will to use the ultimate weapon, among other things.

    I knew a little about the FBI’s interest in Einstein, but I had never actually looked at any of the declassified files, which as it turns out live at the FBI site, all 1600+ pages of them.  Hoover had some sort of special need to fill with looking after Einstein, whose nearly 20-year-long file is just not pretty. The Director was sniffing around the edges of Einstein’s social life, trying to make them into centers to do god knows what with them.  One of the files details the subversive organizations that Einstein was associated with–some of the hundreds and hundreds of groups that he lent his name to over the years. 

    Einstein--fbi--bad association

    Here’s some of those threatening organizations:

    Einstein--fbi--bad groups list 2 

    Not much to look at, really.  

    But it is this gentle, subtle, horrible document below that causes real grief, the “under investigation” part at the end is just heartbreaking, a Lilliputian effort to control forces beyond their comprehension.  Such is the power of ignorance.

    Einstein--FBI 1950 

    Einstein--FBI detail v 1950