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Category: Bad Ideas

  • Bad Ideas Department: Futurized Obsolescence of an Airport ABOVE the River Thames

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC  Post 879  Blog Bookstore

    Its funny how one can live the future in the present but not
    see any part of that future’s future.  Evidently
    completely enveloped in the flying frenzy of the 1930’s, planners in London considered constructing
    an airport above the River Thames.  This
    rendition from Popular Science Monthly  (January 1934) shows the beast laid out from
    just above Westminster Bridge to the (newly opened) Lambeth Bridge, covering the
    entire width of the river, with the runways running almost directly into the Victoria
    Tower of Westminster Palace.  

    Blog Dec 17 thames airport

    The
    structure had almost everything going for it to be built in the bad category department:  it was big, ugly, unnecessary, dangerous, a
    hideous eyesore and an architectural atom bomb. 
    It also would have been almost antiquated by the time it was built,
    serving as it did nothing but very small single-prop biplanes, virtually
    useless by the time larger multi-engine propeller planes and jet aircraft would
    appear just a decade and a half into the future. The thing was built high
    enough (the top looking to be at least 300’ high, comparing it to the Victoria Tower) by the forward-thinking planners
    to accommodate “the tallest masts of ships”. 
    No one seemed to take any piece of the future into consideration in planning
    this monster—the planning seemed to take place as a retro event, as though the
    thinking was being done in 1910 rather than 1934. 

    This was a piece of engineering so devoid of the
    possibilities of future development that just as a crew on one end of the airport
    was finishing, it would’ve been just about time for a crew on the first-finished
    end to start demolishing it, an exercise in futurizing obsolescence.  I’d say
    that if you could both build something and take it down in one continuous
    movement, the thing should probably not be built


  • Hermann Goering, IG Farben and Zyklon-B

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC  Post 878

    I’ve been reading Nuremberg
    Interviews
    (Knopf, 2004) by the American Leon Goldensohn,  a psychiatrist who conducted interviews with
    19 of the 24 “premier” Nazis brought to trial at Nuremberg in 1945/6.  Goldensohn had a relatively workman-like
    approach to dealing with his subjects, leaving many dangling questions and
    comments not pursued.  On the other hand,
    he may not have been the type of psychiatrist who asked any questions at all of
    his patients, so at the very least we do have an interesting insight into these
    failed people that we would not have had otherwise. 

    Blog Dec 16--farben-zyclon dbl  

    Of all the interviews, I was most struck with the incredible
    understatements made by Hermann Goering (Field Marshal and once second in line
    to Hitler as a hand-picked successor) regarding the extermination camps.
    Goering maintained that he really didn’t know anything about them, at all, but
    found them offensive to his “chivalric” (if not moral) code. He felt that the
    killing of the Jews in this manner would “give Germany a black eye” and as a tool
    of warfare it turned out “not to have been worth much”.  But Goering continues:  “If killing the Jews meant anything, such as
    that it meant the winning of the war, I would not have been bothered by it”.

    Goering continues to explain that the killing of Jews as a
    result of “Goebbels’ hysterical propaganda” and “is not the way of a gentleman”
    .Also, the gassing women and children just wouldn’t do.  He found gassing women to be “ungentlemanly,
    and thus would not have been able to authorize such a thing.  Killing children, he said, would not have
    been “sportsmanlike”. 

    Goering said that he had heard “rumors” of mass killings,
    but he “knew that it would be useless” to investigate the rumors “even though
    it would have been easy” to be do so. 
    His reasoning: he wouldn’t have been able to do anything about it; and
    faced with that, he concluded, “it would make me feel bad”. 

    I’d give the benefit of the doubt to normal folks who would
    say something like this, that there was an error in translation, or some
    difficulty, or something.  With Goering,
    I’d say that this was an accurate statement. Sportsmanship.  He didn’t mention men in the gas chambers,
    but since he had defined his limits of gentlemanly and sportsman-like conduct,
    it stands to reason that the men were fair game in his mind.  Only monsters think like this. 

     Blog Dec 16--cvr 001This was the man who had very well-monied support from
    American industrialists in the pre-1945, deep connections to Ford and Standard
    Oil, and thus from Standard to IG Farben, and then to Zyklon-B (and also HERE) and back again
    to the gas chamber.  These connections
    are long and arduous, complex—but they really are there, the American support
    for the Nazi government, developed mainly for money but also for ideology. One
    of significant front man for the Nazi government is also one of Cornell’s 100
    most illustrious alumni, Walter Teagle. Teagle was president of Standard Oil
    and partnered with the Nazis in 1938, one result being shared research and
    patents, some of which were crucial war materials like tetraethyl lead
    and synthetic rubber.
    (Tetraethyl lead was a fuel additive that in some respects made it possible for
    the Luftwaffe to attack and bomb London.)
    I use the term “front man” because of Teagle’s blatant lies to the Securities
    and Exchange Commission concerning true ownership and control of I.G. Farben’s
    American subsidiary, American I.G. Chemical Corporation.  (It was happily believed that a Swiss
    subsidiary controlled the company rather than its Nazi owners. Teagle of course
    knew the truth.) 

     Blog Dec 16--farben-zyclon cnaister

    This is just one of a geographical dictionary of stories on
    the American/Nazi business connection and the financing of Hitler. It is a long
    and winding mass of roads, none of which is particularly pretty, many of which
    lead straight home, again.  Henry Ford
    was impossibly ugly in all of this, a moral stain. But there were many like him
    as well. 

     Blog Dec 16--farben-zyclon Farben made a heavy contribution to the Nazi war effort, on
    many levels, in particular with explosives, where the company produced nearly
    all of the explosives used by the German army. Farben also swept into countries
    freshly occupied by the Wehrmacht to take over the industrial complexes, using
    and discarding indigenous workers as they saw fit and necessary.   I
    think what most people think of when they think of I.G. Farben is their
    sustained involvement and investment in the extermination camps.  For example, Auschwitz IG (and Buna-Werke) was
    a direct subsidiary of IG Farben which ran the Auschwitz III (or Monowitz,
    Monowice) labor camp, using and consuming some 50,000 slave laborers at a time
    at its various installments around the vast Auschwitz
    complex.  These workers would be weeded
    out from time to time, with those too weak to work sent to the gas chambers at Birkenau.(Zyklon-B was used at Majdanek, Sachsenhausen and Operation Reinhard .)

    In the appalling history of the gas chambers, it was almost
    by accident that Zyklon-B came to be used to exterminate human beings.  Its function to that time was to exterminate
    bug pests, but experimentation showed that it worked lethally upon humans.  Monumental amounts of Zyklon-B were sent to
    the extermination camps, all without question. Dr. Fritz ter Meer, one of the
    directors of Farben and who knew exactly what the vast amounts of Zyklon-B was
    being used for, was tried at Nuremberg and sentenced to seven years in prison
    for genocide and crimes against humanity, though he was released after four
    years after the intervention of U.S. High Commissioner for Germany J.J. McCloy.
    (It was McCloy again, working with Standard Oil and the Rockefellers, who
    ensured that the massive Farben works at Frankfurt was taken off lists of
    American bombing targets in 1943 and 1944.) 
    ter Meer returned to work for Farben after his imprisonment—though it
    wasn’t the old Farben anymore, the company  having been slightly effaced, broken into
    several constituent elements.  Ter Meer’s
    section of Farben was Bayer, as in Bayer aspirin, where he served as Chairman
    from 1952 to 1961. {Image below: political meeting at IG Farben.]

    Blog Dec 16--nazi meet

    Dr. Fritz ter Meer, a director of IG Farben who was directly involved in
    developing the nerve gas, Zyklon-B, which killed millions of Jews, was
    sentenced to seven years in prison but was released after four years through
    the intervention of Rockefeller and J.J. McCloy, then U.S. High Commissioner
    for Germany. An unrepentant Fritz ter Meer, guilty of genocide and crimes
    against humanity, returned to work in Bayer where he served as Chairman for
    more than 10 years, until 1961.

    Kurt Wurster, another director from Farben who was in charge
    of the Zyklon-B-producing subsidiary, Degesch ((Deutsche Gesellschaft für Schädlingsbekämpfung mbH, or German Corporation for Pest Control), was acquitted of all war crime
    charges brought against him.  He took
    charge of another part of the disbanded Farben empire, serving as CEO of BASF
    from 1962 to 1974.  The directors of Testa, another Farben subsidiary producing Zyklon-B–Bruno Tesch and Karl Weinbacher – met with a different end in a British Military court, and were executed.

    Blog Dec 16--reader

    And so on and on the story goes, unpretty tales of
    undeserved redemptions.  For example, in
    the coming fight against the Soviets, the U.S.
    government developed a convenient amnesia regarding the atrocities committed by
    Wernher von Braun et alia, paperclipping them away to the U.S. to help develop the American
    missile and rocket capacities. 

    Blog Dec 16--readerdet [Above: one of the many appearances of Hitler on the front page of Farben’s newspaper, Von werk zu Werk.]

    I think I’ve ground to be a bit of a halt, these posts
    supposing to be an hour’s effort—there is simply too much to put into a tiny
    synopsis like this.  I just got stuck on
    Goering and Farben.  Seeing these images
    from one of the many Farben publications with so many swastikas and so much  Nazi symbolism made me terrifically sad…Yes, Farben was the largest backer of Hitler in his rise to power in 1931/32 and supplied even more after the election, and of course Farben received the most benefit than any other company in Germany as a result of the victory, but still, there is just so much of it… [See HERE for an interesting short item on the adaptation of Farben to nazism.]

    In all of this the survivor has been Zyklon-B itself: it is still in production in the Czech Republic by Draslovka Kolin (Kolin), and is now known as Uragan D2.

    [Some vintage footage from the trials at Nuremberg.]

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  • The Invasion of America, 1942, Part II

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC  Post 877

    This is a continuation of an earlier post on mapping the
    invasion of America
    in 1942. 

    [It starts: LIFE
    Magazine issued a wake-up call of sorts to its readership in their 2 March 1942
    issue.  I say “of sorts” because even though this hard article (entitled
    “Now the U.S. Must Fight for Its Life”) must have sorely sobered some of its
    readers, it started on page 15, following big ads for Listerine, Matrix
    (women’s shoes, Bell Telephone, Modess, Clapp’s Baby Food, Dot Snap Fasteners,
    Goodrich Tires, White Horse Scotch, Pompeian Massage (for shaving), Jack
    Benny/Carole Lombard’s “To Be or Not To Be”, Colgate, Yardley powder and
     Mimeograph, and a few interspersed puff pieces—and a Ginger Rogers cover
    photo.  But once LIFE paid its bills, the article got right to business,
    responding to a February article by sci-fi/novelist Philip Wylie on the possibilities
    of the U.S.
    losing the war…]

    The article displayed six maps showing possible invasion
    routes from the east and west.  It was
    also illustrated with four unusual graphic images depicting various parts of
    the U.S.
    attacked and pulverized by Japanese and German forces.  [Images like these—outside the science fiction
    world–were very uncommon.]

    The first image shows the assault and capture of the town of
    Dutch Harbor,
    “the pivot of Alaskan defense” by Japanese forces.  I guess we’re to assume that the American
    military base on opposite the town has been overtaken already, with the assault
    on the town being a mop-up operation. Odd thing here is that Dutch Harbor
    and Fort Mears were actually attacked n 3 June
    1942 by a Japanese aircraft carrier (and entourage) which inflicted moderate
    damage on the harbor and fort, and killed 78 Americans.  This was a diversionary movement, meant to
    draw away American attention from Midway. 
    It didn’t work.

     Blog Dec 15--attack america 1

    This image shows Japanese mountain troops rounding up the
    locals after their successful attack on Mt. Rainier.  I’m not so sure why the force was here and
    not in Seattle, as (a) there is no port here, and (b) there wasn’t anything
    going on so far as war production goers, which was definitely happening north
    of here.  That’s a very long column of
    Japanese soldiers headed towards Rainier; I’m
    not sure where they were going.  Also
    there are two large cannons (88s or thereabouts) taking aim at the mountain.  Again, I think here that the mountain would
    win in the long run.


    Blog Dec 15--attack america 2 The petroleum culture is under attack here in southern California.  The Japanese tank commander is shooting a gas
    station attendant who has just sprayed the tank with gas and set it on
    fire.  I’m not sure why the oil
    facilities are on fire, unless we did it. 

    Blog Dec 15--attack america 3

    These Heinkel-177’s are bombing an unnamed East Coast war production
    plant, crossing the ocean straight from Germany ?).  They are presented here essentially as a manned
    bomb—the crew was supposed to drop their load, destroy their secret equipment, then
    parachute and surrender after auguring in their aircraft.   This push-pull
    engine configuration on this LIFE magazine
    version of a bad aircraft—and the only heavy bomber the Luftwaffe ever produced
    in numbers—never was able to drag this aircraft across the Atlantic.
     Its maximum bombing range was about 925 miles,
    which means even if the crew expected not to return it would still only get about
    two-thirds of the way across the ocean. 

    Blog Dec 15--attack america 4

     

    I’d say that this article might well have established a new
    fear-line in the minds of many of LIFE’s
    millions of readers, introducing them to the possibility of mainline attack
    just  a few short months following Pearl Harbor.


  • Balloons, Zeppelins & Dirigibles: Ideas Fabulous and Not So

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC

    I should’ve included this list in yesterday’s post about a 1909 zeppelin tramway but it slipped my mind. Here then are most of the posts I’ve made on zeppelins, balloons and dirigibles, mostly having to do with unusual deep-thought applications of their soon-to-be-replaced technologies.

    I like the History of Horses in Flight the most…

    Towards a History of Horses in Flight in the 19th C (here) 

     Balloons--horses

    Balloon Bridges and 600-Foot-Long Airships  (here)  

     Balloon--bridge

    Escape Pods for Women Balloonists, 1820: the Fabulous “Minerve” Balloon (here)

    Balloons--Minerve

    History of the Future: Electric Balloons, Tethered Eagles and an 18th century Space Station  (here)

    Balloons--electric

    Zeppelin paper Model 1924  (here)

    Balloon--paper model

    Advanced Sci-Fi Dirigible Notion, 1909 (here)

    Balloon--scifi dirigib;e 

    Vision: Looking Straight Up, Down, Across and Through–1525-1905  (here)

    Balloon--straight down



  • BadTech 100 Years Ago: Zeppelin Tramway

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC  Post 875

    Here’s a highly-flammable, closely-space and
    heavy-but-flimsy scenario just waiting for its first monstrous mishap. 

    Zeppelin


    This image is from the wonderful website of Alejandro
    Polanco Masa’s Tecnologia Obosleta, dedicated to antiquarian, paleofuturistic
    and non-existent technologies.  It comes
    from the December 1909 issue of Scientific
    American
    , and according to the article was an “impracticable mode of
    transit” envisioned by an unnamed German engineer.  It was a rigid structure airship–which means
    that it received its shape from a hard internal frame covered by a skin, rather
    than a balloon or dirigible, whose shapes are almost entirely dictated by a gas
    filling out their envelope—and looked a lot like Count von Zeppelin’s new
    (1899) LZ-1 flying machine.  No doubt the
    engineer with this land-based system had been caught in the considerable
    zeppelin fever which existed at the time. 
    It  stretched the engineering
    boundaries of the possible more than just a little, and looks to me like a
    disaster that should’ve happened almost immediately.  It was also supposed to speed along at 125
    mph, by who knows what means. Seems to me that there would be fifty towers per mile for a huge flammable Zep carrying not many people–it doesn’t seem to make sense to me, particualrly when railroads would’ve done a better job safer and cheaper moving more people and, of course, the freight that these things just couldn’t carry.   The
    SciAmerican ended: “There are engineering as well as financial objections to
    this scheme.”

    See HERE for other posts on balloons, dirigibles and zeps.


  • Sublime Mundane Pamphlet Titles: “Are Baby Teeth Important?”

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC  Post 874

    One of my favorite categories/threads in this blog is the
    sublime-mundane pamphlet title.

    Envelope Facts, Notes on Reading Aloud, Saturn Has Rings,
    Know Your Groceries, Zipper Repair, Flagpole Painting,The Fine Art of Squeezing, Thirst and two dozen others
    have bobbed to the surface here like antique lobster pots finding their way to
    the daylight after 50 years of the big dark cold—at this point, no one cares what’s inside, sort of– just the very story and
    appearance is good enough. 

     Blog Dec 12 hickory handleSometimes the story and the title of these indredibly-titled beasts are both fascinating, though usually it is
    not the case: the contents of the pamphlets with some of these bizarre titles
    are just a plain slice of Wonder 
    Bread, a big nothingness.  The work on flagpole
    painting is an incredible title—and it turns out that the contents make the
    pamphlet the veritable Ulysses of
    books of its genre, of which it may be the only one. But so it goes.  At least everything that you’d need or want to
    know is in there if you needed or were moved enough to paint a flagpole.  Zipper Repair too is in this category—it
    really is an exhaustive treatment on repairing zippers. 

    Today’s installment of five titles has only one in that first
    category, the remainder being fundamentally eyebrow-raiser titles with somnolent
    contents, exciting and sleepifying in one five-second motion.

     Blog Dec 12 we need menA Short Treatise on Hickory Handles I am
    sure is still useful to anyone making their own hickory-handled tools.  It is a beautiful work—considered,
    referenced, insightful, well-written and nicely illustrated.  It is, in its own special way, achingly
    wonderful. Not knowing anything about hickory handles I was very surprised to see that their story played out to 30 pages–it was so well written and documented that I read the entire thing.  At one point in time, hickory handles were important.

     Blog Dec 12 baby teethThe others are really more bark than bite—but their titles
    are just weirdly gorgeous.  “After Forty…What?” held hope, but the 1934 pamphlet didn’t identify 40 as the new 60–it was concerned with (illustrated) tooth decay, and held no daydreams. Ditto “The Most Important Tooth”–I was hoping fo rit to be some one gigantic tooth in a field in Kansas, but I was wrong.  Somehow the six-year-old molar is the most important, the seat of its infection leading to disease throughout the body.  I dunno.  I won’t even go into the other two for fear of spoiling their titled wonders.

    Some other examples:  here, here and here.

    [Where do these odd things come from?] 

    Blog Dec 12 baby teeth weird

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  • Joseph Stalin’s Flying Circus: the Maxim Gorky Aircraft, 1934

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC  Post 871

     

    The Maxim Gorky (Gorkii, ANT-20) was the largest plane of its time, a craft intended to show the world of the vast technical prowess of the Soviet Union.  There is now doubt that the plane was huge–112’ long, 22’ high, with a wingspan of 206’ (and 5,200 sq ft surface area), and weighed in at 59 tons—and was indeed the largest plane in the world. 

    Blog 12 9 Gorky big long

     

    The reality of the craft was closer to its rear wheel, which was manufactured of metal and filled with cement.

     Blog dec 8 gorky 1

    The plane was built by TsAGI was big—it was also ponderous, pretentious, terrifically slow (cursing speed of 141 mph and top speed of 171), and just a beast.  It was built very quickly, and it showed; it offered nothing new so far as design is concerned, being a cobbled montage of existing blueprints.  It did set world records for lifting stuff, but beyond that, it was a half-dead behemoth..

    Construction on the Gorky began in the midst of the Great Famine, a murderous Stalinist rampage which the result of planning and control on the collectives that killed 7-8 million Russians and Ukranians1 and which also destroyed the Ukrainian resistance, and which was also one of the most disgusting of the 20th century genocides…but there are so many to choose from.  (See Robert Conquest, the Harvest of Sorrow2).

    The Gorky was a magnificent nothing.  It was dedicated, finally, to a serve as a propaganda tool for the inglorious voice of Joseph Stalin, fitted into service with a movie/film, theater, print shop, photo lab, press room, radio station, and other creature comforts.   The Gorky, the “Victory Over the Air”, met its end 18 May 1935 in a crash with two other Soviet planes during maneuvers, crashing near Sokol Station, killing everyone on board and another 35 on the ground.

    Blog 12 9 Gorky Interior front

    I’ve included photos of the interior of the plane which illustrated and article in the 19 January 1935 issue of The Illustrated London News. I could find no other pictures of the inside of the plane online.

    {Photos in the CONTINUED READING section.)

    Notes:

    See:

    http://www.dictatorshipoftheair.com/wp-content/themes/content/excerpt2.pdf

    http://dictatorshipoftheair.com/2007/01/04/the-ant-20-maxim-gorky-in-flight/

    The Great Terror

    1.The Holodomor (the Ukrainian Famine of 1932-1933). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

    2.Robert Conquest The Great Terror: Stalin’s Purge of the Thirties (1968) , The Nation Killers: The Soviet Deportation of Nationalities (1970)   Lenin (1972) , Kolyma: The Arctic Death Camps (1978) , Inside Stalin’s Secret Police: NKVD Politics, 1936-1939 (1985) ,The Harvest of Sorrow: Soviet Collectivization and the Terror-Famine (1986) , Tyrants and Typewriters: Communiques in the Struggle for Truth (1989) , Stalin and the Kirov Murder (1989) ,The Great Terror: A Reassessment (1990).

     


  • Return to Land Ships–Really Big, Really Bad Ideas: the 1,500 Ton Truck

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC  Post 856

    Ship--kinski

    Nothing
    quite gives me the rumbles as seeing pictures of Great
    Heavy Land Things on the move.  The NASA launch crawler is one of the biggest,
    though it doesn’t come close to this impossible LandClad pictured in Brett
    Holman’s excellent AirMinded blog:  the
    terrestrially-motorized and tankified version Dreadnought of obsolete ironclad (and I guess
    pre-Dreadnought) battleships.  I doubt
    that there would be more things more fearful than seeing something like this
    coming over the rise, Martian tripod death machines notwithstanding. The
    ironclad/pre-dreadnought would certainly have some problems moving around on
    the land, considering the huge power sources needed to move them while they
    were floating in water.  The giant tank also
    looks pretty pervious, all things considered, and (among many other things)
    looks as though it probably wouldn’t do so well in rainy weather—it looks like
    it would generate its own Operation Barbarossa
    mud wherever it went.  My guess too is
    that if got stuck, it was, well, stuck.Ship--teheuntatpec  

    The
    pursuit of sea-land machines has always had a huge ‘wow” factor, if for no
    other reason than it was just out-of-place and big.   I’ve written earlier here on
    Elmer
    Cotherell and James Eads proposal to build a combination railroad ship canal
    across the Tehuantepec isthmus in Nicaragua, hauling ships up and out of the
    water and transporting them across land on six railroad tracks pulled by juggernaught
    teams of locomotives.  In the
    fiction-made-fact world, Werner Herzog hauled a real steamship up and over a mountain for
    the filming of his quixotic Fitzcaraldo,
    which was simply a fabulous thing to see. (The film is a glory as is the film made on the making of the film.)


    Truck

    Getting
    back to Holman’s landship—I remembered something similar to this, and actually
    found a picture of it right here in my bizarre-archive.  Popular
    Science
    (December 1933) published this account of professor Eric R. Lyon’s1
    conception of the Diesel-powered “Navitruck” (its name looking like quite
    something different and not so pretty at the thing’s stern), a 1,500-ton
    amphibious truck with (what Lyon states to be ) 30’-tall (and 10’-wide) tires. Given
    this I approximate the monster would be 40’ wide and 100+’ long, and I guess at
    least 35’ tall.  A flattening tire on
    land would be a problem; I guess a blowout would be catastrophic. 

    Did I
    mention that this thing could float?

    Anyway
    Prof. Lyon envisioned a veritable Western ribbon of these things radiating from
    Denver to Duluth,
    to Kansas City (MO) and Galveston, and to Phoenix and on to Los
    Angeles
    .  Special
    gravel roads would be built for his trucks (cutting down on construction costs
    for more permanent roadways), and in the case of no roads, Lyon saw that the
    bow of his ship could both cut through impenetrable South American jungles as
    well as break ice in frozen Arctic waters. 
    Somehow the roads are seen as being 40’ wide for single lane traffic,
    and 80’ for double lanes, which doesn’t leave much room for error.

    There are
    some real mammoth trucks rumbling around
    mining operations, the Caterpillar 797e and Terex trucks, being two of the world’s
    biggest.  They are 22’ and 24’ high and
    300 and 280 ton machines, respectively, and although they begin to approximate
    the brutishness of the Lyon machine, it would still take five (or ten) of these
    beasts to fill the shoes of the “Navitruck”.   Also, a big point which isn’t addressed with the Lyon’s machine is fuel.  The thing would have to have something like a 10,000-gallon fuel tank–which means the fuel alone would weigh 60 or 80 tons–to avoid having fuel stations spread like flies along the landship byways.  Fuel consumption wouldn’t be measured by the gallons/mile with something as monumentally heavy as this–it would be measured by the gallons/minute.  Since the Caterpillar 797e drinks about a gallon a minute with a modern efficient engine, I’ll make the wild iterative guess that the Navitruck would gulp 20/gallons a minute (?!), which would be a very hard rate of pumping at the gas station this afternoon.  That means that this trucks would be filling-up twice a day after getting 225 miles/tank.  At 15 cents a gallon (in 1933) that would make a $3,000 fill-up, which means it would cost about six thousand 1933 dollars to make it from Denver to L.A. Provided it didn’t break down.  [The wheels were on a fixed axle.  Yikes.] The average salary in 1933 was a little more than half the cost of this fill-up, or about $72,000 in 2009 dollars.  On the other hand, if these things hauled 3 million pounds the fuel costs for moving each pound would be about 2 (2009) cents. Or maybe not.  (All of this scratch-pad reasoning might be wrong, but not horribly so, I don’t think.)

    There were definitely more convenient and already-exiting ways of hauling freight at this time, and the system had  a much more robust delivery system and reach.  That system was called “railroads”.

    All in
    all, I’ve come to the conclusion that ship should stay in the water.

    Note:

    1.  Professor Lyons (Kansas State
    University
    physics
    department), was no stranger to big ideas, appearing frequently in popular magazines
    like this and the Electrical Experimenter,
    among others.  


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  • Roadtown, Linear Cities, and Living in a Line: Edgar Chambless and Michael Graves

    JF Ptak Science Books  Post 855 


    I wonder what our human world would be like if we had evolved living in horizontal linear cities?  

    ++ Nov 29 roadtown chambless 1

    The idea had never occurred to me before seeing the work of Edgar Chambless, whose Roadtown (the entire 172pp of the 1910 work located here) projected the idea of super long linear road-cities.  Actually it was the illustrations that attracted me more than Chambless’ pamphlet, though I’m surprised to admit, there’s some interesting bits and pieces in that exceptionally odd work of city/future planning. 

    Michael Graves also proposed a linear city [aerial perspective below] to form a contiguous, living corridor between New Brunswick and Trenton, and alluded to the development of “consequent new patterns of life” though doesn’t say what they might be.  

    And certainly there have been many plans for incorporating, engulfing, transportation systems into the very fabric of a city (as seen in the “Is This the Railway of the Future” image that ran in Popular Science in 1932), though the idea of combining transportation and the city itself into a linear creation is far more uncommon. 

    ++ Nov 29 roadtown graves


    But getting back to this living-in-a-line part:  according to some rough napkin-logic, I figure that in order to house 300 million Americans in one long structure, it would take something like a building 400′ wide, 12 storeys high and 3000 miles long (not including infrastructure and so on) to allow 400 square feet of living space for every person.  Oddly enough I randomly chose an individual unit of 400x800x120 feet to work with, which is within just a percent of two of the total volume of the Empire State Building (bizarre!), meaning that it would take about 20,000 Empire State Buildings placed end-to-end to perform the housing of every American in this straight J.G. Ballard-like world. 

    Now Chambless offered an architectural-something  much less complex1 than this notion I just imagined, though his philosophy of life and living in such a city was developed well enough to get the interest and attention of major movers and shakers (including Tom Edison).  There was evidently quite a buzz about Roadtown though that’s all that ever happened–buzz and no sting, meeting after meeting, happy attendees, then off to another meeting with apparently nothing to show for it all in the end, an interesting idea that took a decade or two to die. 


    ++ Nov 29 roadtown underground

    Notes:

    Edgar Chambless and Michael Graves images from the wonderful book, Unbuilt America, by Alison Sky and Michele Stone. (Sky and Stone–very close to sky above/mud below.)

    1. (From The People’s Almanac, 1981):  “In cross section, Roadtown would, beginning at the top, consist of: (1) a roof promenade–a glassed-in sun parlor in winter, shaded walk in summer, with bicycling and skating paths and towers housing schools, nurseries, recreation facilities, stores, and power plants; (2) a two-story, above-ground house, with a workroom at street level, a living area above it, and utility lines (electric wires and gas and water pipes) enclosed in a runway beneath the house; and (3) three below-ground levels of railroad lines for expresses and locals, to carry both passengers and freight”


  • Bad Ideas Department: Really Big, Really Bad–Mussolini’s Monster.

    JF Ptak Science Books LLC  Post 849  Blog Bookstore

    “Building
    skyscrapers is the nearest peace-time equivalent of war. In fact, the analogy
    is startling, even to the occasional grim reality of a building accident where
    maimed bodies, and even death, remind us that we are fighting a war of
    construction against the forces of nature.”
    -Col. William A. Starrett, Skyscrapers and the Men Who Build
    Them
    (1928)

    Indeed!  I wonder if Starrett (whose book, or at least
    its cover, is beautifully designed and a roaring bore to read) had this
    proposed building (below) in mind—if so, we could’ve skipped right past WWII
    and declared WWIII. 

     00 blog nov 23 rome

    It’s a good thing
    that the Roman skyline isn’t punctured here and there by skyscrapers—especially
    those that would’ve been built during the Fascist era.  Take, for example, this planned 1100-foot
    monster, proposed in 1925, in the third year of Mussolini’s government.  This is an idealized cityscape of course,
    created to show height comparisons with famous buildings, but this thing
    (looking very much like Moscow
    University
    ) would’ve
    created a hole in the sky and thrown a suffocating, shadowing presence all over
    the city.  Granted it isn’t as monstrous
    as many of the international style buildings could’ve been had they been a fifth
    of a mile high–that work was left to the cobbled hand of Philip Johnson in
    America—but it is still horrible enough all on its own.  More horrible to think that it could’ve
    swallowed whole the seven biggest buildings in Rome, and was taller than the seven greatest architectural
    wonders of the ancient world stacked one on top of the other. 

    It is curious to
    note that this spaceship-like building was drawn for The Illustrated London News (24 January 1925) by Chesley Bonestell
    (1888-1986), an artist and designer, and known as “the Father of Space Art”.  The best thing that this building could’ve
    done was to light its afterburners and take off.